Crawford Bridge

The fucking state of RVB's hair tattoo.

The club Twitter account was wanking over bamboo shin pads earlier. They used Martin Boyle, a guy who flies back and forward from Australia regularly, to promote them.

GoAliEs gEt eNuFF pRoteCTion As it iS!!!!!!!!

Eh? He prevented it from being a pumping. De Gea is one of the only Man U players who still puts in good performances.

When Man U play a mediocre/shite team.

The respect he showed to Tommy Burns should be the measure of the man before his achievements even come in to it IMO. I hope they're sharing a drink tonight somewhere.

I must be watching something completely different then. The colour commentator on my feed is called Tam.

Who are the commentators on Red TV? Is the play-by-play guy Scottish, Irish, American or Canadian? Strangest accent I've ever heard.

What's Pepp going by these days?

I'm sick of them and Fulham's yo-yoing. They add nothing to the best league in the world.

Arek Barlwin.

May God have mercy on their soles.

You honestly can't see the difference between an unknown stuntman dying performing a stunt and a Hollywood actor shooting somebody dead? Of course the news will be all over it like a rash.

Jon-Erik Hexum.

He wasn't all bad. Free the United Kingdom from Drugs (Incorporating British Opposition to Metabolically Bisturbile Drugs) was a noble cause that made a difference. When was the last time you heard about anybody dying from Czech neck?

Isn't that just Scotland as a whole?

Kenny Miller was utter shite. I have a couple of question for those banging on about the performances. Could you remind me when international football wasn't a turgid shitfest? Isn't international football just about getting results and qualifying for tournaments?

Rent free.

At least whoever it was won't think they're signing for someone else given Newcastle is a one-club city. Gareth Bale and/or Coutinho are my shouts.

Incidentally, I hadnt realised until just recently that Robinho is actually a rapist. Must have missed that on the news He's not going to do any porridge for it either as long as he stays in Brazil. Brazilian citizens cannot be extradited.

Who will be their Robinho? I always like the early days of these squad builds. They'll have a couple of world class internationls in the same XI as guff like Jeff Hendick and Jonjo Shelvey.