Theroadlesstravelled

Rangers would win the treble every year if it wasn’t for the SFA/SNP/Papal conspiracy keeping them down.

The league’s over.

I’ve never been to China but do people normally collapse dead in the street from the flu?

Researchers have found HIV insertions in the coronavirus which could indicate that the virus was a bioweapon. It heating up quick in here.

3/10 wid bang

The **** haven't been this excited about signing a Hibs player since Scott Allen.

Fifers probably are immune to novel coronavirus. The big heffers from Dunfermline have far worse diseases than the flu.

Man Utd are on the verge of signing ex-Watford striker Odion Ighalo from China. He's not terrible but you' expect Man Utd to make better signings.

It's safe to say there are no winners there.

Delete that bro.

Brexit summed up

Trump is going to get acquitted. The whole thing was a joke. Pelosi didn’t want to impeach Trump. She said so in October but she was forced to by pressure of internet influencers to push ahead with it. All she has done is make her party look weak and reinforce Trump’s base by making him look like a victim. The influencers who didn’t really under what impeachment was have moved onto something else.

From 10,000 people infected 213 are dead and 171 cured. 4500 are sitting waiting to cark it.

Regional accents are a form of class warfare in the UK. Speak in a Scottish accent in places in England and they'll immediately think you're a thick Jock bumpkin looking for a hand out at the job centre. The tiering is as follows- Tier 1 is English public school Tier 2 is southeast England / Greater London Tier 3 is east anglia Tier 4 is south west England Tier 5 is east midlands Tier 6 is generic English accent. Tier 1000 is Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland

I had a banana board when I was young. I fell off a few times before getting it to f**k in the bin. Small pebbles and uneven slabs are your enemy.

Leave the toxic ageism at the door.

Just bend over a bit more and let the old firm take over 95% of your stadium and you don't need to bother with other income. Hanging onto the coattails of the old firm has never been applied more accurately to clubs like St Johnstone.

That's good advice that I won't take.

Using the word superstar to describe Jermaine Defoe is a massive over exaggeration. What would they call an actual superstar like Kevin De Bruyne? A super dooper times a million star.

We've got a woman who has been complaining about the aircon being too cold so yesterday she moved to the next desk (I know) to see if there was any improvement. She's (unsurprisingly) still moaning about it today but she moved to another desk with nobody within thirty feet of her. She's been wrapped up like she's in the arctic for weeks now. I'm finding it hilarious because she's a horrible immature middle aged woman. She's soon be complaining it's too hot whilst wearing a fleece.

Javid has changed his stance and now saying that austerity isn’t over at all and everything has to be cut by 5%. Shocking that a Tory would tell lies to get what they want.

Taiwan. Like my mum used to say- That’s the good China.

Taiwan have been blocked from joining the WHO by China. Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?