Theroadlesstravelled

Regional accents are a form of class warfare in the UK. Speak in a Scottish accent in places in England and they'll immediately think you're a thick Jock bumpkin looking for a hand out at the job centre. The tiering is as follows- Tier 1 is English public school Tier 2 is southeast England / Greater London Tier 3 is east anglia Tier 4 is south west England Tier 5 is east midlands Tier 6 is generic English accent. Tier 1000 is Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland

I had a banana board when I was young. I fell off a few times before getting it to f**k in the bin. Small pebbles and uneven slabs are your enemy.

Leave the toxic ageism at the door.

Just bend over a bit more and let the old firm take over 95% of your stadium and you don't need to bother with other income. Hanging onto the coattails of the old firm has never been applied more accurately to clubs like St Johnstone.

That's good advice that I won't take.

Using the word superstar to describe Jermaine Defoe is a massive over exaggeration. What would they call an actual superstar like Kevin De Bruyne? A super dooper times a million star.

We've got a woman who has been complaining about the aircon being too cold so yesterday she moved to the next desk (I know) to see if there was any improvement. She's (unsurprisingly) still moaning about it today but she moved to another desk with nobody within thirty feet of her. She's been wrapped up like she's in the arctic for weeks now. I'm finding it hilarious because she's a horrible immature middle aged woman. She's soon be complaining it's too hot whilst wearing a fleece.

Javid has changed his stance and now saying that austerity isn’t over at all and everything has to be cut by 5%. Shocking that a Tory would tell lies to get what they want.

Taiwan. Like my mum used to say- That’s the good China.

Taiwan have been blocked from joining the WHO by China. Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?

Britain hasn’t received permission from the Chinese to airlift our the Brits in Wuhan so the Government has asked for help from the EU. This is even after allowing the Chinese access to our 5G telecommunications network. Being British is worse than eating raw bat soup.

A complete blunder down under-

Tommy Wright is all in. He loves a good Timothy whipping.

Without the picture it's just people talking complete shite.

The Spanish game's gone when Barcelona are signing shite like Richarlison.

Falkirk fans tried to kill John Lambie. My mistake you said OF fans.

Anyone know what the sign says-

McGinty could have been the next Duke Gekantawa. Morton should try him up top.

Forward this email to 20 other people or you'll get coronavirus.

Apparently anyone in HK who has flu like symptoms are being taken away and put into quarantine which is an unused multistory building. No wonder people aren’t stepping up and admitting to having the flu.

Has any top Bantersaurus Rex made a joke about the name of the virus being the same as a popular Mexican beer?

One thing we’ve learned is that Chinese people will literally eat anything that moves no matter how disgusting.

Another mouth that thinks attacking SNP is going to garner votes. Has that ever worked?

Good player, top bam.