Barney Rubble

Thank f**k - no immigration from the US is a demonstrable benefit from this epidemic. Especially if it keeps Donald w****r Trump away from our shores.

A serious question - why have they not considered banning cash payments (ie imposing cashless as standard), as banknotes and coins must be a prime source of potential infection?

Fair point - I can agree it will be more dependent on when football fixtures are allowed to restart generally, and the Championship will will not be a prime consideration in that respect.

This. Once UEFA decide what happens with the 2020 tournament, then the National Associations will be able to plan for the remainder of this season's leagues. Which for Dungdonkeycaster will be how to award Celtic the league without antagonising the **** who were going to lose it themselves anyway. And how to sort out the bottom of a Championship table that has three teams currently on unequal games. There is no one size fits all this year. And the powers that be will not find one.

You've not really thought that one through, have you?

Eton educated Cuntface Johnson using 'efficacity' in a response to Beth Rigby.

Liverpool should be made to wear Dick Turpin masks for extracting 7 million for Ryan Kent.

This game should be patented, bottled and sold as a cure for insomnia.

Can't link it right now but you are looking for Partick Thistle 2 Kilmarnock 0 13th August 1994.

Braga woeful, Sevco wasteful.

No coincidence we've been in freefall since the horrific decision to rename Firhill the Energy Check stadium. The energy that took us to top six checked out the same day and has yet to be located since.

And Giovanni Reyna (son of Claudio) scores the second for Dortmund.

A song for today:

Utter torture watching that game. Aberdeen could get football banned the way they play these days.

Fine tuning your original post to make it more comprehensively accurate.

McCall.

Ehhhm......mah mate Gary got sacked..................and it just wisnae ferr.................................ah mean Ian's a nice guy but .I just couldnae stay.............

Well done!!

Some kind of finish from Shankland there.

Thankfully no Forrest, Edouard, Sinclair, Dalglish or Johnstone in their team tonight. So we have a chance. Of keeping it below five.

What the f**k is Robson in the team for? To entice Antonio Conte to take him to Inter for the rest of the season to keep Ashley Dung on the subs bench, I hope. He certainly isn't there to provide anything positive to the Thistle team.

Subs were introduced in England in 1965-66, and in Scotland a season later.

Not me.

Meaning it's even worse than usual if there are more of a similar standard taking their places. That programme needs ripped out and totally reshapen.

That would require them all to do some research and objective analysis. Something that is clearly beyond the capabilities of Bonner, Ferguson, Miller, Preston, Rae and Young.