The Golden God

It's Brocktober

Red Sox currently smoking the Yankees in the Bronx. 7-0 with 2 on and 1 out in the 4th.

Khabib should've done Leveins "Regrets, no it's a good laugh isn't it" in any press conference/interview.

Who the f**k picks the TV games. ND @ VT is the clear choice for the late game.

I "won" 2. The second one which wasn't for me arrived today, the other one which I ordered first still isn't here.

A boat, A boat. Solomon is back?

Do they live closer to the brewery than you? That's the only thing that is giving me any hope. The reason for the delays is there's just one guy delivering all the glasses on foot.

Still don't have mine but someone who "won" theirs after me has recieved one. Never been more ragin.

The ****** Brotherhood of Celtic and Hibs to end Hearts season in this week. Craig Levein to cry live on TV.

c***s posting on the wrong thread thread for this pish.

Why is everything much funnier to groups of bammy women when on public transport (sometimes pubs aswell). On the bus for 10 minutes yesterday and 3 of them must have shrieked about 40 times at stuff that wasn't even remotely funny.

What will happen first, the SFA/SPFL make a sensible decision regarding literally anything or we get out completely fairly and not at all dodgily* won glasses? *May not be a word

Why is it always the people who make work so stressful for everyone else that go off sick with "stress"

Draxler owes me 50 quid

People who spell their names wrong. It's 'Jason' not 'Jayson' and 'Jack not 'Jak' Also anyone called Nathan is automatically a complete roaster

So Doug Marrone claims he didn't watch the Superbowl last year or any in the past few decades. Aaron Rodgers says he didn't take any pain pills on Sunday when in his post match interview he was clearly out the game on something. Marrone is either a liar or an idiot and Rodgers is a liar or still high.

Anyone who was supposed to get their glass by the 31st actually get it?

Had El Astronaute today, both in a single and a double with Latrobe. Had another double with Cross Counter and Roaring Lion. Swap around my doubles and I'd have been laughing. Afaak my only bet for tomorrow so far.

Yankees were 1/500 in play tonight lolz

Anyone on the Tennents Appreciation Society on FB? A Celtic fan posted a picture of 2 pints and made a wee dig about Rangers and it has resulted in mega seethe from a Rangers fan in the comments which has so far included, threats to have the guy "done in", racism, multiple "BJK" and of course countless mentions of obsession. It is truly glorious

Incredible from Gary, whole tournament has been unreal.

Adults/anyone over the age of 8 at a football game who don't actually watch the game.

Packy Lee/Johnny Dogs I think. He is class.

1. Celtic 2. Sheep 3. Hibs 4. Rangers 5. Killie 6. Hearts 7. Motherwell 8. St Johnstone 9. St Mirren 10. Dundee 11. Livingston 12. Hamilton Celtic win cups, Dundee United promoted, Thistle win playoff.

Pink Gin. It wasn't a thing till like a year ago so why do all women act like it's the only thing they can drink?