The Golden God

People who spell their names wrong. It's 'Jason' not 'Jayson' and 'Jack not 'Jak' Also anyone called Nathan is automatically a complete roaster

So Doug Marrone claims he didn't watch the Superbowl last year or any in the past few decades. Aaron Rodgers says he didn't take any pain pills on Sunday when in his post match interview he was clearly out the game on something. Marrone is either a liar or an idiot and Rodgers is a liar or still high.

Anyone who was supposed to get their glass by the 31st actually get it?

Had El Astronaute today, both in a single and a double with Latrobe. Had another double with Cross Counter and Roaring Lion. Swap around my doubles and I'd have been laughing. Afaak my only bet for tomorrow so far.

Yankees were 1/500 in play tonight lolz

Anyone on the Tennents Appreciation Society on FB? A Celtic fan posted a picture of 2 pints and made a wee dig about Rangers and it has resulted in mega seethe from a Rangers fan in the comments which has so far included, threats to have the guy "done in", racism, multiple "BJK" and of course countless mentions of obsession. It is truly glorious

Incredible from Gary, whole tournament has been unreal.

Adults/anyone over the age of 8 at a football game who don't actually watch the game.

Packy Lee/Johnny Dogs I think. He is class.

1. Celtic 2. Sheep 3. Hibs 4. Rangers 5. Killie 6. Hearts 7. Motherwell 8. St Johnstone 9. St Mirren 10. Dundee 11. Livingston 12. Hamilton Celtic win cups, Dundee United promoted, Thistle win playoff.

Pink Gin. It wasn't a thing till like a year ago so why do all women act like it's the only thing they can drink?

The Wire is the best TV show of all time, anyone who says otherwise should have Chris and Snoop set upon them

There is no better feeling on this planet than the first sip of a cold pint of Tennent's after a long day.

Said (although not on here) that Saxon Warrior would be nowhere. Delighted that p***k O'Brien didn't win again. Had 2.50 E/W on Masar plus a few others that done shite but still up so cannot complain.

Can't take Celtic celebrating when we continually pump them at Ibrox and want to appease to the (large) loony element of their fanbase, the banter years continue.

Glorious pint yesterday afternoon

Also wear shorts at airport, was a guy in football/sports shorts at Glasgow Airport last Monday when it was fuckin freezing outside, doesn't matter where you are going. You can change when you get there. Was also a group of guys in full tracksuits, surely airport security is the last place you want to stand out and instantly be judged?

People who get up and stand at the front of the bus well before the buses actually reaches the stop, quite often they get up as soon as it leaves one stop with the intention of getting off at the next even though it will take at least 2 full minutes to get there. I usually sit at or near the front of the bus and c***s doing this always means I end up off last because a queue has built up right infront of me and I need to wait for about 8 people to get off. Had a woman do it last week who wasn't even getting off at the next stop meaning I had to squeeze past her as she stood right at the door just so she could be first off at whatever stop she eventually got off at. If you want to get off quick, sit at the front, if you sit at the back get up as the bus pulls into the stop not 10 fucking miles before

Players like Boyata, Lustig and Rogic could be playing World Cup Knockout games only a week before Celtic's first game in the CL, which no matter how much people hate Celtic, is an absolute joke.

Found this out the hard way when I was in Germany one summer. Had been walking for hours on a roasting day and badly needed a drink, went into a shop for a nice refreshing bottle of water, and have never been as confused in my life. Rather than just sparkling and still they had loads of different types, settled for one that was on a shelf labelled "no gas". Paid for it, went outside took a massive swig and found out it was sparkling, which of course just made me more thirsty, was way too embarrassed to go back into said shop so had to just wander around till we found another one. The worst few minutes of my life

People who call Pancake Tuesday "Pancake Day". It's always a fucking Tuesday, same as Easter is always a Sunday, you wouldn't say Easter Day or Ash Day. They can all die

Would be jealous but doubt there will be any Tennents on sale at the course so nae luck.

I'll assume this is what everyone in this thread is doing for Cheltenham Week?

Probably, hopefully, been said but that fucking Thomson or TUI advert with the woman dancing around the hotel to that shitey aint nobody makes me happy song is by far the most annoying thing on the tele right now. Seems to be on every ad break on every channel and she just looks like a complete roaster. Not the type to enjoy a holiday as the advert suggests but the kind of person who abuses the staff cause they ran out of slimline tonic.