Swami

The Beatles absolutely loved toast.

Hahahahahaha. What a load of nonsense this is.

Well, that came out of nowhere.

What a lot of mince. Not much chance of Joe Lewis throwing one in if the ball is nowhere near him.

If Goss isn’t even going to hit the set-pieces then what is the actual fucking point of him?

Since Rangers and Rangers B are playing on the same night, it makes sense that Motherwell and Motherwell B also are. Seems a bit mad to let them play each other right enough. 0-3 (Main x 2, Tait Pen). Dunne to get injured in the first 20 minutes.

Even if Germany had won the War, it’s pretty unlikely that a whole country would change it’s language in the space of 70 years.

I’ve been saying this for ages now. I can bore everyone stupid with my theories on the use of challenge flags like in the NFL or how rugby, tennis and cricket (fucking cricket) are miles more progressive than football. 3 challenges per game, f**k one up and you lose another and only have 1 left. Sorted. It’ll never happen though. Probably best not to start on things I reckon football could learn from baseball right enough.

I much prefer it when they do this, rather than have Rob McLean trying to kid-on that he doesn’t know what’s about to happen.

How the f**k’s that not a penalty? f**k sake.

I’m just going to stick it here that I can’t believe there’s any debate over whether O’Donnell should start for Scotland tomorrow. Patterson might turn out to be the greatest right-back in footballing history, but he certainly isn’t at the moment. Neither is SOD of course but surely his recent (Scotland) performances warrant him keeping his place? Besides, Patterson was shite against Moldova. I’d put it in the match thread but everyone is absolutely mental in there.

This is the best thing I’ve heard all year.

Waiting for the announcement of Lawless being loaned to Dunfermline Athletic is killing me.

Looked like a nailed-on penalty to Ross County to me. Not sure how it wasn’t given.

Sounds fucking horrific.

"What are you doing here, you’re playing football the wrong way!” Grumbled Malky quite racistly.

I talk shite.

Slattery playing well, O’Hara would be as well sitting next to me.

Grimshaw looks terrified of the ball here.

Just think how good we’re going to be when Mich’el Parker is up to speed.

Can’t really do that any more, on account of how absolutely massive we are these days.

‘Alexa, get me Motherwell’s contact details to submit a complaint. They know too much’.

I’d imagine some of the responses were along the lines of ‘I was at that shit-show at Dens a couple of weeks before, and f**k watching that again’.

I’m a wee bit disappointed about the ‘b*****d’ quotient so far. We were led to believe it would be a team full of them. Slattery is quite b*****d-y but there doesn’t seem to be much else. Maybe Alexander unleashes the inner-b*****d. I suppose Lawless is a b*****d of sorts.