Dan Steele

These puns are getting pasta joke. Any more of this and I'll be sending for my Latvian hit-man friend. Yup, RigaToni coming for you.

Diegone, but will definitely never be forgotten. A tortured genius, but genius on the football pitch.

Tup of the hat to you, sir.

Won't be long until Trump and Giuliani say it contains missing Republican voting papers and claim victory. Again.

She has a point. It's hard to make out, but at the end of the page it does say that "during an siege and plague ye salon of the hairdresser mayeth remain open".

A nice wee love-in going on with George and loveable rascal Neil Oliver* Now, if Oliver becomes his election agent... A Streetcat Named George. * Twat.

Finally saw through the 'Northern Powerhouse' promises, then. They'll be getting asked to Lead, Not Leave next.

I thought this was going to be about Dougie Gair's at the death penalty that relegated The 'Shire. Anyway, no to the Death Penalty under any circumstances.

Excellent. Nazareth in Israel. Probably named in honour of the top Scottish rockers.

Mrs SL 'treated' us (for MY birthday) to a Murder Mystery themed night at a hotel. So close to a real murder having to be solved.

The Fool on the Hill really does want fighting on the streets, doesn't he?I'm getting an uneasy feeling that this isn't going to end well. Two belters. Progress, ffs.

But absolutely brilliant. Top marks. I've been laughing at this saga since yesterday. Well played!

Bit harsh. I'm sure he does actually like her.* * Not sure at all.

CNN now have this interesting title on their pages: "Alarm grows over Trump's 'dictator moves' as he denies election defeat." Wonder who he'll add to his 'you're fired' list today?

Having a wild guess here, but I'd go for maybe the increasing rate of infection, no?

I don't mind corned beef if it's in a sandwich with mustard but corned beef stovies with link sausages added should be outlawed.

Bred to have wide heads, folds of skin on the brow, black wide set eyes and a short muzzle and hanging skin under the neck. And like Tory Lords, so does the bulldog.

Oh, the laying on of hands by religious leaders in the Oval Office.

Finally people stood up and told the idiot to GTF. This is a favourite of mine. What a fu*king disgraceful, ignorant man. For the Mexican holiday of Cinco de Mayo, Donald Trump posted a photo of himself eating a taco bowl to Facebook and Twitter, captioned, “Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!”

Yeah, calling her Indian and not Native American might have been a clue, don't you think?