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Derry Alli

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    The only acceptable Coldplay song is 'green eyes'. The rest are absolute drivel.
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    No baka no top six. No woman no cry. No celtic shop no St Mirrens grund.
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    Can we at least hold off u till we have one that'll stick for a decade plus stint, please : thank you.
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    Had a #madwan at the weekend and have booked Liverpool in August and Manchester in September. I kinda remember Manchester and who is going. Nae idea who I'm going to Liverpool with. Hotels paid for though so need to find out soon.
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    A very nice on the eyes kit. I'm not sure it's fan friendly though.
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    He's still got a job as a presenter despite being very poor at it. He's getting away with far worse than dressing like that. The googly eyes scream child murderer, for one.
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    I know a gaggle of boys themat drive the busses in Dundee and are always out for pints with it on. I thoroughly enjoy speaking to them at their table and when one inevitably brings up work asking "what is it you dae then?".
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    Can people stop talking about fake notes in strip clubs or Shanequia will realise I am in fact not, a sugar daddy.
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    Back at Edzell the day. BBQ pulled pork peh by 8am. Steak bridie by 11. Glorious. Oh fer fucksake.
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    You've obviously never been to Bel's butchers.
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    I watched a YouTube short of a ahop called "Lids" somewhere in England. It's a baseball cap shop. Their selling point is they'll 'bend' your peak to a shape you choose. What's wrong with just using your hands, like normal people?
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    Right, no.
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    What a truly terrible looking pair of men those are
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    Angelus foam. Toothbrush. Finish the knap in one direction. Outside to air dry.
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    I thought you were early 30's. WTF.
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    Do they still fit?
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    I'm siding with the drivers in front due to your incessant use of 'asshole', tbh.
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    No chance. He'll be off the English championship next season at least.
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    Samsung's are shite. Avoid.
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    Used to love being a wee laddie going to the snooker on a Friday night and sharking the old boys out of cash games and getting the late night bus home with a kebab. Always got a laugh with the pished folk wanting a bit.
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    Used to do that when I was at school, only the ones I respected right enough. Was playing in the school cup and the jani was one of the coaches. Praised me and I said "cheers, sir". Poor cúnt nearly started crying saying nobody had ever called him sir.
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    Paul McGowan walking hand in hand with his care in the community Dundee United fan
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    Which as also funny. As Celtic fans and water don't meet ever.
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