Derry Alli

That's the best looking Saints strip in many a year.

GAP tshirts and Nike vests. What a time to be alive that must have been.

As he should be.

Jones was one of the most bizarre signings of recent times. Nowhere near good enough. Edit : as soon as I hit post O'Halloran popped into my mind. Jones moves down the 'bizarre signing' table.

That's the fans number! #12thman.

No idea. I seen something saying 3 coming in on loan from Celtic (is that even possible?).. Bayo, Henderson and Connell. I got quite excited about Connell as a tall, mean centre half. Then I looked it up and he's left, it's actually some oy built like the side of a Rizla. Yay. Can imagine Bayo and Hemmings could make the need for another 8 players pointless. #TriggerHappyDerry. #FeedTheBhoy.

Bayo and Euan Henderson, if rumours are to be believed.

I'd demolish that whole plates worth bar the roadkill-esque pile of f**k knows what 'top left'.

Does Tanser still take St Johnstone's penalties (for an anytime bet)?

Wanted them in green and black but they sold out on the site and are still full price everywhere else so just went for this colour. £48.

Amazing that a folded up treadmill in the middle of the living room hasn't even been discussed yet.

It's like you set out just to piss me off with your life. I hope Smudger and Bigfoot kick your c**t in, tbh.

I'm on 12hr nights. Yesterday I got 3hrs sleep and survived (a few espressos) today I've had 8hrs sleep and feel fucking awful like my minds had enough sleep but I just cba moving at all.

I'm sure I read Buendia is off to Leeds.

Play out a 0-0 draw with Berra and McGhee just passing the ball between one another then back to Lebowski's so I can punch holes in every single one of you Jambo bastirts.

That's when you realise you're in the Championship again. There was a spell of about 3 or 4 years where it felt we always somehow managed to pull that fixture out.

That's exactly it. Nobody writes this because they know it won't happen. Writing it now as a piss take doesn't change that. Glad it's been rubbished now by Mr Burns. Has he passed comment on Shankland and if its possible to both be in Glasgow AND appear on Zoom in the same day?

Upon looking it up, no. Its to be kept low. Only one pub I've been in put any on (the rest said it was banned).

Good to hear that pubs are flouting the rules. Hopefully more follow suit.

Without doubt. No music, no volume on TV. No socialising with other tables. They're going to absolutely destroy the pub trade.

Do you only ever quote people you know personally? This is quite a few times you've posted that word for word. You're nothing if not consistent. What a strange comment to post.

He'd be better going to the bus station if that's what he's wanting to do.