Derry Alli

If they weren't thinking it was possible they simply would not mention it.

If you avoid 'Paul and Shark Crew' you'll be fine. That's their cheaper line made with poorer quality material for that sort of shop. Hopefully it's a short foray into that market and they bin it sometime in the future. Like Bonksy, I'm bemused by makes like Kings Will Die, Bee Inspired and 11 degrees. It's just shite looking.

Delightful.

So we are at a point where we are laughing a Dundee United fan page out of the place about Shankland leaving but folk genuinely believe Jackson Irvine might be signing? Righty oh.

What a guy.

Rumours of a loan. Rumours of Stewart + cash for Shankland who, again rumoured, was seen at Murray Park today.

I would suggest you do.

Gobshite.

Those are Miami Beach pack. They go for a fortune.

Why would I be mad, Sieb?

Anybody looking for a cheap pair of trainers head over to Footlocker. They've got Stan Smiths for £10 and your diadoraN series starting at £20. Not a great selection but for a cheap pair of trainers it's excellent value.

It would certainly add to the Greg Stewart rumour. Stewart and say, £1.5m. Would be a terrific deal for United.

Theres one of them.

I might purchase one of those for a trip to Tynecastle. Do they do 'Charlie Adam' size? Thank you.

Couple of United accounts saying Shankland was seen at Murray Park today..

He is a very shouty shouty man who swiftly disappears when he is proven wrong. Like big foot, he takes to the hills. Take no notice. Thank you.

I do get a good chuckle when places put up "10% off for emergency services" and the first 200 comments are folk just writing "WIT ABOOT AW THE OTHER KEY WORKERS AHE?!?"

That Donald Trump thing - is that the one where Eleen de Generes is drinking some child's blood?

Yet to start that but read that it just gets ridiculous which has put me off. Or is that nonsense? It lulls in every season. That is far outweighed by the good parts though. Definitely worth a watch.

Homeland.

Will Greg Stewart be registered in time for United to play in this fixture?

Fair play to each and every one of them.

Are you regretting it yet?