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P&B Chess League - Season 8 coming soon….
Curmudgeon replied to Frank Grimes's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
In division A Board_stupid defeats PurpleKangaroo. I was very much let off the hook. I was in trouble after I overstretched and my centre collapsed. A couple of errors turned the game completely on its head. Good game @craigkillie -
It would have to be @red23. Compared to his current other half the Taliban's opinions and rules will seem refreshingly liberal.
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P&B Chess League - Season 8 coming soon….
Curmudgeon replied to Frank Grimes's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
I was just coming on to report the same, but with a slightly different perspective. I was getting pulverised and was a bawhair from resigning several moves earlier, but decided to play it out as I had a slight threat down the king side. My king needed oxygen after getting chased round the board, but somehow stole a draw by repetition. -
P&B Chess League - Season 8 coming soon….
Curmudgeon replied to Frank Grimes's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
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Jury Service: Things I Wish I'd Known
Curmudgeon replied to theboke's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
It feels that these two posts belong together. -
I'm not sure what's least surprising about this post. That you've had a mishap that may have resulted in a broken rib or that you seem to already know what a speared lung feels like.
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P&B Chess League - Season 8 coming soon….
Curmudgeon replied to Frank Grimes's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
I think chessbassguitar said he was dropping out for this season. Edit, although I might be talking pish and getting confused with him dropping out of the cup. -
The Ultimate Super Ayr Thread
Curmudgeon replied to D'Jaffo's topic in Scottish Championship General Chatter
"My son" wanted a picture with him. -
The Ultimate Super Ayr Thread
Curmudgeon replied to D'Jaffo's topic in Scottish Championship General Chatter
Be on the lookout for cut n shut football clubs. Is there nothing safe from organised crime these days? -
The Ultimate Super Ayr Thread
Curmudgeon replied to D'Jaffo's topic in Scottish Championship General Chatter
Yes, definitely go, but if/when we score you have to celebrate with the full passion the occasion deserves. If you don't then you've let us all down. Greenies may be awarded if we see you being huckled out on the telly. -
The Ultimate Super Ayr Thread
Curmudgeon replied to D'Jaffo's topic in Scottish Championship General Chatter
Truth or Daire... -
The Ultimate Super Ayr Thread
Curmudgeon replied to D'Jaffo's topic in Scottish Championship General Chatter
Good news, but not very catchy. It would've been better to say that there's an imminent imminent. -
P&B Chess League - Season 8 coming soon….
Curmudgeon replied to Frank Grimes's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
As Loki points out it probably should be a bye in the semis for someone as CBG beat me fair and square. Although if I'm included in the draw I'd be happy to play it out as a friendly if my opponent wants it as a practice game. -
The Ultimate Super Ayr Thread
Curmudgeon replied to D'Jaffo's topic in Scottish Championship General Chatter
It looks like it's more likely to be a morning of discussing cereal killers. -
The Ultimate Super Ayr Thread
Curmudgeon replied to D'Jaffo's topic in Scottish Championship General Chatter
The email attachment actually says to take excessive care when shouting, singing or celebrating. Excessive care? Therefore in the event of a goal I may cordon off my section of the terracing with tape and a few cones to allow me space to safely construct a sealable perspex box which I can enter. I'll then allow myself a small cheer and some applause to celebrate the occasion. After which I'll dismantle the box, and clear up the tape and cones safe in the knowledge that we're unlikely to score two goals in the one game. -
The Ultimate Super Ayr Thread
Curmudgeon replied to D'Jaffo's topic in Scottish Championship General Chatter
10am approaching and everyone poised to get in there first. -
Things you want to share with P&B
Curmudgeon replied to Ad Lib's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
The Lotus Enema, for cleaner emissions. -
P&B Chess League - Season 8 coming soon….
Curmudgeon replied to Frank Grimes's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
Good luck to my fellow diddy leaguers for the rest of the tournament@Loki @eindhovendee @Aim Here I've got a feeling my cup run is going to come to an abrupt halt. Good luck to @Trogdoras well, because of outright tribalism. -
Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...
Curmudgeon replied to well fan for life's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
No offence intended. It's unfortunate that you didn't take on those cattle while you had access to military hardware. You could've really upped your productivity that morning. -
P&B Chess League - Season 8 coming soon….
Curmudgeon replied to Frank Grimes's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
Bh3? Although I'm quite happy for you to tell me why doing that would be completely idiotic. -
Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...
Curmudgeon replied to well fan for life's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
I think it was NBB who, when in charge of the cows at an abattoir, spent all morning bashing one off after another. -
Season Ticket Sales
Curmudgeon replied to Rugbypark's topic in Scottish Championship General Chatter
We always knew this would turn into a crowdwank, but I didn't think it would be on a literal basis. Fair play. -
P&B Chess League - Season 8 coming soon….
Curmudgeon replied to Frank Grimes's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
The queen and rook lined up the diagonal was just too tempting. I could see the danger with the rook sac, but I didn't factor in the second rook following it up. The voice inside my head was going: It's a trap; don't do it; it's clearly a trap; you know it's a trap, right? But like a moth to the flame there was a part of me that wanted to see how it would unfold. It might as well have been a big red button with a sign saying "something bad will happen if you press this". -
P&B Chess League - Season 8 coming soon….
Curmudgeon replied to Frank Grimes's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
In division B, GCarlos9 defeats Board_stupid by checkmate. Nicely brought about by a rook sacrifice, I can't have any complaints about the result. This also means that @Loki is confirmed as the Division B champion and well done to him, it's thoroughly deserved. For the rest of us also-rans it we now wait to see if eindhovendee can take anything off him in the final game.