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Voice recognition software from Jocky Scott.

On first view it does look good but this is only seconds. It also immediately has the feel of the recent Star Trek films, which is a good thing. The prequels were mostly terrible kids films and hopefully this will go some way to rescuing the series. The best one yet was empire strikes back and the dark side kicked ass. More of this please.

Big Jock McClaren was also persuaded to play for Scotland but after missing a sitter from two yards out it was decided that he would be better off going back to his chosen profession.

The saying brass monkeys comes from the trip to the North Pole in 1895 by the great explorer Arthur McCurthur. Monkeys were employed to piggy back the explorer and his team to the pole but went on strike due to financial issues. During the first night they simply sailed back to Southhampton leaving doomed Arthur to write 'damn you dirty brass monkeys!' in his journal.

Two wingers. Wow crazy talk.

Geggan responds to kick up the arse.

Nicola Tesla invented the pot noddle by accident when conducting energy transfer experiments in his local takeaway.

Just avoid most of Fife apart from the East Neuk, Falkland and maybe the odd Abbey or walk like the Lomond hills or Tentsmuir Forrest. The main towns aren't that bad really, just that there's not much to see apart from Dunfermline Abbey if you're into historical stuff. The coastal path from Elie right up to Crail in the summer is well worth doing too.

Dont h8 the dece m80, just getting too old to get away with singing 1D songs even ironically.

Guys you were right I'm #lethalweapon2oldforthisshit Not feeling the erection for one direction at all. It's the complete opposite of #dece. You guys have changed. Signing out.

Appraisals seem a bit pointless from my experience. It's not possible to get the top grade, goals never set and not followed up on. Waste of time and effort.

Didn't want to create a new thread but wondered if any heating plumbing experts could answer a quick question? Had my boiler serviced and came home later to find it not powering up, was told there was a 'sticky switch' but that it was now ok. So from Friday night to Sat I had no heating and just enough hot water for sat morning. British Gas tried to charge me £50 for a further callout and I told them to bolt and send me someone out to fix it straight away. Guy came today who knew exactly what it was and replaced the solenoid and now it's ok. My question is now likely is it that the first engineer damaged the solenoid in some way? I'm guessing that you need to switch the gas valve off to so some checks and also check of the mechanical valves and electrics? What else gets done and how likely is it that it was damaged during the service? Thinking of cancelling my contract with them as I don't really trust them anymore. Feel they are under pressure to cut costs and pressure sell new boilers and missing the point. They tell you that they can get parts but then a leaflet appears through your door telling you that some parts aren't available. Not the fault of the engineers but it's annoying that they can be so blatant.

Wow, gwan dougie Dave http://dafc.info/forum/read.php?f=4&i=17074&t=17074 Wish I'd taken screen dumps when one of them edited his own posts to provoke me into swearing back at him during a thread about masterton and overspending. He then edited them back to make me look like I had attacked him without provocation and red carded me. All to defend Gavin. What an utter gimp. Now working for the club.

Was going to say I enjoyed angelos, quite like daft humour like that. Shooting stars style. Told max to go home and have a good look at himself when asked for advice. I think he's hilarious but not sure about his pal. The band looked like they were on a whitey sitting next to him.

Bill Cosby was the world's first black man.

The lidl ad's annoying too. It's also incredibly stupid, oooh it tastes like something good. No it's lidl. What? I can't believe it's edible. I know it was ten pence for everything but it's all horsemeat. If there's one day you splash out on its Christmas Day, get a grip you utter tinks. Don't invite people round then tell them you've been a cheap git.

Gordon Strachan runs a successful gay bar in soho called Ginger Nuts.

Les Dennis is French for fire engine.

http://www.calorieking.com/interactive-tools/how-many-calories-should-you-eat/?ref=nav Found this page, seems quite handy guide. Eating around 2100 calories give or take 100-200 every day now. I think I wasn't eating enough tbh.

11/10 cats hate whiskas