DAFC

Hitler was blonde?

No wonder when it's £9.50 a pack. When I was a lad it was £1.10 for 10 regal and we used to smoke behind the games hall at Queen Anne. One time a teacher chased us across the field in his car, them were t' days...

Prepare yourself for wake up selfies.

As a comparison I bought a scotland away top two years ago, Adidas, and it's still like new despite being worn and washed once a week for fives. Strangely the blue away top seems fine but the graphics are mostly stitched rather than cheap iron on lettering. Just how cheap are they making these tops when they are worse quality than basic five pound nike or Adidas base layer tops?

Anyone having bother with the new strips? Red away one, sponsor is peeling away after one or two washes. Home, lots of threads and back label is peeling off. After the home last home strip falling apart this isn't good enough for £40 a pop. :-(

Finding working with lean six sigma incredibly restricting and contradictory, Seems like it's getting used as a tool for saving money and showing the company off rather than having any focus on what really matters. The staff and the product. Some of the reasoning is baffling, like having low or zero inventory because having lots of stock hides problems? So do you want lots of problems? A problem is a good thing apparently. Only if some jap said so.

Gettin a bit sick of doss bois tellin us how to run tings http://youtu.be/wik7ajWXDbs #gunzout

Absolute feckin tune. Samples dundee sheet.

First and best ever,prodigy tune.

There wouldn't be any drum and bass if it wasn't for tunes like this. Trust.

One of the best tunes from holland.

http://youtu.be/foOKHb1bkfY Standard 1992 fodder apart from amazing riff. No way would a tune get produced like this now, let's go!

We're Greenock Morton we're better than you.

You still get it in Asda online. Search for lowen.

Miss limmy not being on tele so watch the occasional vine.

Seems legit.

But without meetings how would mangers eat biscuits and suck each other off plan things?

Wire you the monies, £500 note sir.

What a night, drinking buckfast while her bigot dad growls at you.

Heard he's claiming that he has lost around nine million of his own money through his time with the Pars. So that's nine million plus twelve million from the bank plus ferk knows how much more? Personally I have no sympathy, when you think back to the end of the Calderwood era he had a chance to stop being so feckless and didn't go down the admin route. Instead he sold of the stadium against a loan that was borderline criminal and certainly immoral. So mentoring Cummings, bankrupting Livvy, the stadia group and various dodgy groups and nearly killing the pars. Well dan sawn tek a bew.

Not really we were four points behind with eight games left.

Apparently if you get a blade of grass and let it wobble about in the wind then press against the web the spider thinks it's an insect and will come out.

The only thing I would disagree with is that Morton and Forfar are vastly inferior. With the right signings and tactics we should be able to overcome Forfar quite easily, instead our inexperienced young defenders are constantly bullied and caught out at set pieces. JJ has had two seasons to fix this and hasn't been able to. He also just trots out the same tired bullshit after every loss to Forfar. Morton look a decent side and have full time resources, but yet again tactics and team selection were questionable at best. All Duffy needed to do was double up on Williamson and push up and put pressure on our defence. The long balls to Ugwu wasn't working after five mins but he persisted with it all game. He is totally clueless at times and fails to change or see the obvious.