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http://dafc.info/forum/read.php?f=1&i=1418777&t=1418777 http://dafc.info/forum/read.php?f=1&i=1418720&t=1418720 http://dafc.info/forum/read.php?f=1&i=1418348&t=1418348 Comedy gold from dot net. Doesn't matter how badly managed and wasteful our club gets, it's all ok because we still have a club. If you don't agree you are obviously insane or immature. dot net pattern goes like this Team is winning Everyone is happy clappy - good times, sycophants pat the ex junior players on the back and admin are ok. Team starts to lose One or two question things. ex junior players start abusing them. They get marginalised and get angry. Next week team loses again Marginalised posters come back and quite rightly point out they had something. ex junior players and their sychophantic pals turn on the posters and the end result is carnage. Admin back the wrong side and red card the minority who were abused and correct. End of season - team doesn't go up or is relegated ex junior players and their pals sigh and say oh well what could we have done differently, start saying the same things the now banned posters said at the start. Toxic forum. Edited to add This is happening because despite it being an unofficial forum it clearly isn't. In fact the very people who ran admin and back Masterton and his whim of banning anyone who dared to speak the truth are now again working for the club in some capacity. End result is what is happening above. Posts and threads are completely removed and posters get banned without the chance to defend themselves or even be told why.

Shopping bag 'crisis'. As mentioned it's fucking pennies. If you need to budget so close to the edge that 20p can bankrupt you then you are a total moron. There was a two page spread in one of the Sunday papers, apparently some shoppers were using the bags for fruit and veg to put their shopping in. It really is amazing how quickly society and order can completely break down, people are mainly selfish twats. Is it really so difficult to keep some bags in your boot?

WOW, I thought this was a mountain until I zoomed in and............... It's a fucking golf hole.

Yeah, all the best episodes have been when they're on the run. The farm debacle was terrible, I know a few people who gave up watching it. There was one useless zombie in a well and then some in a barn. Did they run out of cash or something? Hope Michonne finds a sword soon, she's the best thing in it.

Bought cheap body fat scales from Asda to give them a go. Started off at average of 15%, on a good day now around 12%. For some reason my body fat goes up after exercise? Best time is first thing in the morning. I'm really strict with my diet but need to have one 'cheat' day where I will have a pudding and maybe one or two beers. Before I pig out on something I try to stop myself by thinking about how hard I've worked during the week. Usually works. Would recommend the following food for losing weight and fat. Porridge - wonder food, keeps you full most of the morning on just one serving. I've seen me have one bowlful at 7AM and go hillwalking and not eat until midday. It's really easy to make, you get it in packets now, just add milk and bung in the microwave. Fruit - One or two portions a day, I tried drinking lots of smoothies and eating several portions until I found out I was eating more sugar than several doughnuts. Meat/Fish - you get packs of chicken or other meats - ready cooked with flavours added. Easy and cheap way to get protein. You can get cheapish steaks at Asda. £3.50 each. Not really that expensive. Same with salmon etc. No bread - don't eat any bread. Beer/Booze - sorry, no point in dieting all week then consuming 3000 dead calories in beer twice a week. You're likely to pig out the next day on takeaway and BS food too. It also completely fucks up any motivation for exercising and fitness in general. Soup - Try just having soup for your main meal at first. This really works, but try to get one with lots of content. Pasta or meat something like that. Fresh soup is even better. Water - Try to drink lots. Milk - Try skimmed milk, you really can't taste the difference after a while. Don't starve yourself and maybe make one change per month, plan for years rather than a daft week long diet and don't go for any stupid fad exercise programs like insanity. Find something you like doing rather than doing it to lose weight.

Agree with faxes, what's the point of them now you have email and digital signatures?

Apparently your shadow can be burned into a building due to the intense heat. You could stand in a honey badger stance and create your own banksy.

Stupid fucking bible posts. Ladbible Unibible wankbible f**k off!

The Good The Bad & The Ugly 10/10 - The acting is a bit cheesey but there's something about this film that keeps you glued for the duration. Normally dislike Westerns but you can't help liking this film.

Guys alarm across the street has some weird fault that sounds like someone trying to short circuit a toy police car siren and its happening on and off about thirty times every ten mins. Not enough to warrant phoning the police but annoying none the less. Think he's on holiday because it's been happening since I came home from work. Think it will run off the mains so endless beeps ahead. Hope the auld p***k is back soon.

Interesting reading on the last page or so, I also can relate to lots of what is being said. When I was younger I really didn't give a shit about what people thought or acted towards me. But after a few bad experiences and not being able to fully trust most strangers as a result I think others pick up that I'm suspicious or something, dunno what it is. Basically in bullet point form this has been my life since high school Popular and confident up to age 14 Got in with wrong crowd, one friend betrayed me badly and turned others against me Hang around with them was never the same and slowly stopped going about with them around twenty two ish and threw myself into working all the hours going. Lost all friends as one decent friend left to go to armed forces. For the next five years or so never met anyone new other than the occasional work mate and night out. I really didn't even realise that anything was wrong as I was either working or getting pissed in the house on occasional day off. Worked seven days most weeks for years. Got what I thought was a good job, was very wrong. Job and company were great but boss was a total asshole and I was bullied for years. Ironically as I started to push back I really looked at myself and realised how much of my life was wasted due to what has been happening when I was at school. Finally got my act together and moved on to another company, workmates seem ok. Started to panic about social situation after the effects of the previous bullying wore off and for some reason try to get back in contact with old friends. Doesn't work out, go out a few times and there's a bad atmosphere and doesn't feel right. At the same time was in contact with other decent friend who was really close but they passed away in tragic circumstances. That was last year, since then I've hardly been out socially and made an attempt to go on a dating site but really didn't feel that I have the confidence to go out on my own or meet strangers. Seem to be in some horrible loop. Not really happy with social situation. Don't want to go out drinking every weekend. Find it hard to speak to strangers, and trust them too. Probably look a bit fed up most days at work, unfortunately recently been asked to work all the days going again. Don't really want to be there, it's a bit toxic too at times. People seem too busy getting on with their lives to give a shit, or so it seems? Sometimes it's easier just to stop fighting it or wallowing in pity, I usually exercise every day to take my mind off it and feel positive. The spotlight effect holds true with me, at times I feel like I'm a target for arseholes who just dump their shit onto me and due to lack of confidence I just take it. Most of it is probably just banter and they're expecting a ribbing back but when you're already down it just hits you like a brick and then you get the feeling that they even enjoy it. Got into obsessing about how I present myself. Do I seem confident? Do I seem needy? Did that person just sigh at me? I know I have said on here that if only someone showed an interest and dig a bit deeper they would find me a good laugh but I think people can sense that I need them more than they need me. Anyway, does anyone have real friends or just people they sit next to in the pub? I thought I had friends, really good ones but it's amazing how quickly things can turn around. Can't go back now just wish I could just flick a switch and stop caring, maybe I will meet someone or a bunch of people who are good people but it's extremely difficult after shutting down for so long. Sorry for the long post, I do find this cathartic somehow, would never speak this openly to family members tbh.

I'm too old to stand for any position of power so will stand back and let the #newdecebois commence the #decelection. Willing to advise about times before #poloz and #decebombs to give a #historicalperpecetive, like a Tony Benn type figure if required. Back benchdece.

It is burn down? #backtoschool

Tyreese is one bad mutha but he doesn't like to talk about it.

Held emergency meeting in Monaco this afternoon with ma bois berbs, becks, il metronomo and alves about this pressing situation. Lawl, not really but we did have a laugh about it and at roy keane getting turned away despite shaving that thing off his face. Salut!

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Megadrive 16-Bit Wu-Tang The Third.

Agree about alchohol. Slowly starting to loose all interest in drinking. Dont really see anything positive about it. I get pissed from six or seven pints these days and feel it for about two days afterwards. Also like to eat lots of rubbish the next day to compensate and feel down about myself. Scratching my head when I see people going out drinking three days in a row as if they couldn't think of anything better to do at the weekend. Each to their own but its not for me, body and head cant handle it.