Jimi Shandrix

Fucking scenes! Ronaldo has got some balls moaning at his team mates.

Somebody earlier on here was suggesting that Portugal were on a par with Spain and were best avoided. Portugal are a fucking gang of the highest order and I'd bite yer arm off for a crack at them.

USA, Mexico and Canada looking good for the qualifying spots but it's only halfway through the qualifiers. A lot can happen yet. Massive win for the US though over Mexico.

Lovely goal. Pleased for Adams. Even a stopped watch gives the right time twice a day.

Ah shut up Crocker ya fucking anus.

Poor lass. Someone must have told her she was getting Messi's top.

Montreal f**k it up good and proper. The two missed chances in the first half against Orlando had to be seen to be believed. Josef Martinez's goal for Atlanta tonight was quite the thing.

Brilliant result for Lochee and all those that backed them at 12/5

Probably just scared of Newcastle. Have you ever walked down Northumberland Street on a Saturday night? It'll be a brave man that takes on that job.

Game was done at half time. The first half was quite exciting in EPL terms. The second half has been awful, wheezing towards the end. Pity poor Man Utd, I almost feel sorry for them. Almost.

Now that, is a cool story.

Right up there with a minute's applause for Walter Smith?

Mmm, out of all the honking things I saw in the hour long build up to the game, and then all the honking things from the commentators, not to mention Man Utd, I don't think the minute's applause for remembrance day would rank in my Top 10 terrible moments.

Fucking hell! That was awful. Another week, another shit game in the EPL. The top half dozen are worth watching. The rest are not.

Basketball Shoes sounds pretty mighty if the live 14 minute version on you tube is anything to go by. The released version of Bread Song is good. Much better than Chaos Space Marine which after several listens still sounds oddly like Brian Cant jamming with The Arcade Fire. It'll maybe grow on me. Don't mind a bit of Brian Cant.

Another goodie from the great Castles In Space label. "Mirror Stage" by Luke Requena is out today. This video has some strong primary school in the late 70's vibes to it. "Now class, pretend you are a tree."

...and he also gave us Lionel Blairughhh. RIP twinkle toes

I hope anybody unconvinced by the quality of the MLS caught the match between RSL and Portland last night. Brilliant game. A stunning first 45 mins from Portland. Seem to be hitting form at just the right time.

I was under the impression he was just out on loan. I bow to your superior knowledge. He'll probably go on to be a top player. Classic Dundee really.

Shirty? Moi? I think Dundee have high hopes for Grady. Being a somewhat lapsed Dee myself, I hope their hopes are realised. I saw first hand what a season in the juniors did for Louis Appere and see a lot of similarities between Louis and Josh. He misses a lot of chances as well but I think he could do well in League 2 as he has matured a bit from his last stint playing at that level. I've only seen McGrath once. He was decent but East Craigie are a very good team rather than a group of individuals and I couldn't say that he necessarily stood out. Your tea sounds nice.

Jeff Stelling cares about Scottish football? It was only last week that he was taking the piss out of team's names in the Scottish Cup. Nobody on Sky cares about Scottish football. I won't miss him.

I don't keep a wallchart logging results, scorers, yellow cards and what the players had for their tea that day but he's got 45, 17 more than the next top scorer. Off the top of my head I think he scored against North End and East Craigie and he may have scored the winner against Lochee. What are your thoughts on him as a player? Who would you put above him in the league? What are you having for your tea tonight?

In the mouth or in the eye socket?

Some amount of goals for the lad but how many of them have been against the top sides? Genuine question. That depends how many teams you think are "top sides" in our division. That is up for debate. What is not in doubt is that he is an excellent striker destined for bigger things if he wants it. On your other point I wholeheartedly agree 13-0 is embarrassing but not as embarrassing as the 2-4 result.