Jimi Shandrix

This was on a flexi from 1988. It's a real shame they never revisited it for "The Comforts Of Madness" or even a B-side on one of the EP's. In keeping with almost everything they did, it is fucking marvellous.

The you tube algorithm throws up some right shit, so it's a great treat when it comes up with an absolute gem like this.

Aw man, that "Take Me To The Mardi Gras" sample never gets old!

Michael Owen found

That's really annoying when you get that big "video unavailable" popping up. Well, I'm sorry Jamie T you little c**t, but you're not getting out of this so easily. You deserve to be in here more than most. w****r.

Not many artists can claim to be truly original and pushing forward the boundaries of popular music. Kraftwerk, Roxy Music/Eno, Beefheart, Prince, Public Enemy, Aphex Twin, Beach Boys would all be in with a shout. The one that came to my mind straight away was...

mmmm

This is the best single ever released by a Scottish act. The End.

Midge Ure singing "Cold Cold Heart" on tonight's repeat of Top Of The Pops. Fucking dreadful. "Vienna" it is not.

Arbroath should have won that but it's a measure of where they are at that a draw against the title favourites is seen as a disappointment.

it's on hesgoal.com

Nouble the best player on the pitch by a massive distance.

Two tickets in the bag for Parquet Courts at Barrowlands on June 15th.

Very few teams come to Gayfield and leave with 3 points. Fully expect this to continue on Friday night. I would have thought that by now getting a point up there would be seen as a result by every team in the league. I would love to get along to this but circumstances dictate a night with Johnathan fucking Sutherland instead. Top of the league the moarns night?

The new Sarah Davachi is becoming a late night favourite

Aye, yer getting on for 30 years too late for the Fannies. It's all pipes and comfy slippers now but boy did they go hard in the glory "A Catholic Education"/"Bandwagonesque" days.

Has anywhere else got a Pleasureland? No? Well, fucking Arbroath it is.

Wait wut? Does not compute.

Nice to see Neville's Inter Miami getting another absolute hounding at home. 5-1 in no way flattered Nashville. Miami are a horrendously dirty side, built very much in the image of famed dirty bassa Phil Neville. Hany Mukhtar up front for Nashville is a player. A quick check reveals he's been capped up to U21 level by Germany. Oh for long lost Scottish granny.

Thoroughly enjoying Ray Hudson's commentary on the Inter Miami v Nashville game. I wasn't familiar with this chap before. He is a character.

Didn't even have to look to see who'd red dotted those earlier posts. But I did and I was not disappointed.

Almost. Danson is sent to Scotland to find Nessie. He thinks it's all bullshit but one night he is out on the loch and meets Nessie. The two fall head over tail in love with each other. Danson invites Nessie to a oceanographer's dinner dance. Some of his friends are unimpressed with Nessie and tell him so when Nessie is out of earshot. Danson dumps Nessie who goes on the rampage and destroys Glass-gow and Edinboro killing thousands of people who look like Groundskeeper Willie. Danson is sent by the head oceanographer to calm Nessie down. Nessie says she is very sorry. Danson wants to get back together but Nessie fears another broken heart. Danson goes back to America, a broken man. The final scene is Nessie frolicking on the banks of Loch Ness with her babies, all of whom have human Danson heads. Fin.