Paul Kersey

Williams brothers have lost it. I love Seven Giraffes and Caesar Augustus, but some of their more recent offerings have been utterly fucking insipid.

Yeah, after Airdrie's strong finish to the season I kinda feared the worst today. I'm very happy that my fears were unfounded.

Time to crack open the first beer from my Lidl haul. Hmmm, I normally like Drygate but I'm not convinced by this. It has a pretty weak flavour. You can taste the raspberry but this is nothing like a Belgian framboise. I'm glad that I only picked up one of these.

10 minutes of doom 'n' gloom

I'd never heard that before and I agree that it is good, but short arse songs don't get better than this IMO.

Inspired by @SANTAN I decided to give Dave a bit of a listen... Decent enough. The music is kinda derivative but his lyrical word play is pretty good.

I bought a Montrose shirt last year for the first time since I was about 14, simply as a way to donate money to the club during the pandemic.

Ab absurdo

"You won, get over it" should be the standard response to these snivelling c***s.

Very true, but my point was aimed more at Scottish people who go abroad and then expect a biscuit when they tell somebody that they're not English.

A reasonable selection in Lochee's Lidl this morning. All the usual suspects, ie, 71, Drygate, Williams Brothers, Loch Lomond, Stewart Brewing and Edinburgh Beer Factory. I picked up a few random tins and bottles for this evening.

Football shirts are bad enough but wearing a kilt on holiday is the epitome of moronic desperation, particularly if it is coupled with an expectation that Johnny Foreigner is supposed to give them a reacharound because they're not English.

Stuart Hogg spraying Dove deodorant onto his oxters.

A good result for Larne. I believe that this is their first ever first into Europe.

f**k going to the highlands..

Jarv's finest 3 minutes and 51 seconds IMO.

St Etienne could only reach number 54 with this banger..

Everybody remembers the titanic battle for number 1 between Blur and Oasis in August 1995. Nae c**t remembers what was number 3 that week though. Here it is...

Another number 37 hit, this time from 1995.

This reached the giddy heights of number 37 in the UK singles chart back in '99.

A huge hit in the 90s

I saw Sweaty Palms a few years ago at the George Orwell pub in Dundee. They were on a double bill with a band called LYLO, who I thought were much better...

There's been a few occasions in the past when I've got the last train down to Edinburgh or Glasgow and then sat in the airport all night for an early flight somewhere. I remember meeting a seriously hot Italian girl in Glasgow airport who was doing the same. She was returning home after spending the summer working in Nardini's in Largs. She'd bought a bottle of malt whisky for her dad but she decided to crack it open. I was half pished and slightly heartbroken when we went our separate ways in the morning. I'm too old for that now though. I'd rather pay extra for more convenient flights.

Escape to Victory I caught this on one of the freeview channels last night. I hadn't seen it for a good few decades. Sly Stallone and a bunch of Ipswich Town players are in a POW camp in WW2. They decide to escape and give the Nazis a damn good thrashing on the fitba field. Utterly fucking ridiculous but entertaining enough. 6/10

Sunshine is shite. It burns you tae f**k if you're not careful and you have to close the curtains if you want to watch daytime TV.