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    An interesting cover........still love the original though......
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    Probably fed up / got bored molesting barnyard animals. Decided to try this “man-as-baby” malarkey........
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    FTFY.
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    Why ? Does your vagina look like a burst nectarine ?
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    That’s money well spent so that we can all enjoy advert-free TV. [emoji56]
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    Pentland Fry in Currie, l’d think........
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    Danny be gone...... https://www.theguardian.com/media/2019/may/09/danny-baker-apologises-for-chimp-tweet-about-royal-baby?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other Don’t think he’s racist at all, but for a London based media stalwart, that was incredibly badly judged. What the fùck was he thinking ? ETA - great spot by Z. Archer to capture the image.
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    That was “FFM- Emergency Pegging”..........
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    Honestly........John Hughes.....whilst I have very faint feelings of squidgy niceness towards the man from his days at Hibs, whenever he comes on the radio (at the moment, every fücking week [emoji35]), my heart sinks and my blood pressure heads skywards. Must he always smash a box of Maltesers into his gub before speaking into the microphone. Along with Tam Cowan, another ear-assault merchant.
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    That had me chuckling into my porridge......thank you sir, a pleasant way to start a Sunday.......🤣🤣
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    Wizard’s sleeve ? “Fallopio expectatum “.........🧙
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    I’m at a loss as to why you didn’t grab a couple of cans of skooshy cream off the shelves and cover the harridans in mid-fight.
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    Am I alone in thinking that the top and middle pics are inhabited by sets of twins ?? Bottom pic is just Ian’s Hen Night........[emoji307]
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    Apologies. I was obviously distracted by La Coren, must have misheard.........[emoji44]
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    Mussus FP and I just binge watched both series of ‘Bodies’ on iPlayer. Marvellous. Neve McIntosh was quite a looker 15 years ago. [emoji7]
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    And the twat’s team won.....now through to final. He’s deffo OFTW.
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    Much to my embarrassment, I freely admit to having never seen Ms. Walker prior to LoD. [emoji44] I have much catching up to do. [emoji7]
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    ........and Christian, don’t forget Christian. [emoji7][emoji41]
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    Maybe that first marriage is just a figment of your imagination.
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    Hmmm........that’s a bit like choosing Josef Mengele over Jeffrey Dahmer in the “favourite evil cúnt” stakes........
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    ‘Kinell......seriously ?.? 🤮🤮 But is she better than Cat Harvey and Wee Chirpy Cheeky Chappy Chico?
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    Yes, but with respect, Brian Blessed is one handsome, sexy bästärd.
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    Glad it’s not just me then.........Our fave poker player, the voluptuous Victoria Coren has started this pish on ‘Only Connect’, even to the extent of getting both teams to have a group singalong to ‘Ten Green Bottles’.........fúck off with this nonsense......[emoji35]
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