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  1. Florentine_Pogen
    Jabba Traynor & the Sevco board must have irrefutable photographic evidence of Wiggy Smith hanging out the back of a goat whilst simultaneously fingerblasting a couple of schoolies........... There is no other explanation for that ludicrous, sycophantic piece of doggerel. He’ll be slobbering down on the Sevco schlong till the day he dies..... 🤮
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    “Fitba’ Cringefest with Chick n’ Chums”................
  3. Florentine_Pogen
    Good. Now that Messi is getting on a wee bit, Barcelona really need to jemmy open that biscuit tin. [emoji383][emoji383][emoji383][emoji383][emoji383][emoji383]
  4. Florentine_Pogen
    Backpass Barry in background ?
  5. Florentine_Pogen
    Pardon my inexactitude. Mea culpa. Ya cûnt.
  6. Florentine_Pogen
    Well, apart from the lass on the left having a bit of the psychotic bunny boiler look about her.........[emoji380][emoji375][emoji1007][emoji1015]
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    Sounds like a great place to work.
  8. Florentine_Pogen
    How incredibly adult & professional. How old are you ?
  9. Florentine_Pogen
    The answer to that is, just like Bennett, very simple.
  10. Florentine_Pogen
    Actually, I get the impression that Throbs is turning into Pn’B’s very own Jeffrey Bernard. https://www.azquotes.com/author/1305-Jeffrey_Bernard
  11. Florentine_Pogen
    https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2019/apr/10/doctors-discover-four-live-bees-feeding-on-tears-inside-womans-eye?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
  12. Florentine_Pogen
    Beautifully put, Mr.Snake. PW-B looked bloody lovely. [emoji7]
  13. Florentine_Pogen
    Probably already mentioned but CABLES !!! Mrs.FP is completely unable/ unwilling/ gives not a single f*ck about wrapping electrical cables on vacuum cleaner / food processor / blender / hairdryer / extension leads......always leaves them looking like a knot of fornicating eels.....GRRRRRR !!!
  14. Florentine_Pogen
    I thought usinga lasso was an Indian side dish.
  15. Florentine_Pogen
    Never knew that Sinclair still made the ZX Spectrum. [emoji41]
  16. Florentine_Pogen
    To be known from this day on as Danny Drunkdriver. Stupid sod.
  17. Florentine_Pogen
    Mods, pleeeeeeeze. [emoji45]
  18. Florentine_Pogen
    And what if your ex-lover father-in-law to-be fancied hitting on you now and again ? 🤷[emoji44][emoji56]
  19. Florentine_Pogen
    Merkin ?
  20. Florentine_Pogen
    Nearly ? F*cking nearly ? Why did you brake, you c*nt ?
  21. Florentine_Pogen
    I have a habit of breaking the end off my baguette (insert K.Williams here) whilst I’m wandering the aisles with my trolley. Once, I was particularly peckish and presented the cashier with a couple of inches of bread inside it’s long polythene sleeve. She looked at it for a couple of seconds and then enquired why I didn’t purchase “a full one”. [emoji56]
  22. Florentine_Pogen
    https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/mar/12/i-met-my-girlfriends-parents-and-realised-i-had-once-slept-with-her-father?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other “Daddy, meet my lovely new boyfriend....” [emoji44]
  23. Florentine_Pogen
    Ooh.....just think of the storyline possibilities if ‘Crossroads’ was being made today........frustrated motel owner and heart-of-gold Meg would be having a torrid incestuous relationship with her wheelchair-bound son whilst her slapper daughter was getting it tight in the kitchen from unhinged Scottish sex dwarf chef Archie McPhee.........etc., etc......... [emoji851]
  24. Florentine_Pogen
    “Strumpets of Yore” thread for this fetish.......
  25. Florentine_Pogen
    Banana Splits reformed, eh ?
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