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Last fight I was in was outside Jackie O's in Kirkcaldy. Boy was trying to touch up my girlfriend so I warned him that she was with me and to leave her alone but he persisted. Wee scuffle in the place and I got put out the front door and he got put out the back door. I was waiting out the front on my girl getting her coat and the dafty came around and swung at me so I gave him an incredibly satisfying leathering. Really enjoyed it if I'm honest.

Mullen is a better RB than Thompson?? Nae chance, and I've no idea what you are basing that on. Eh?! Is this not the same folk who had supporters of other clubs buying season tickets as a show of good will towards the club for our stance on certain matters?The same folk who have sanctioned a remembrance away strip to honour lives lost at war? A positive spin was put on signing news which included some young boys and this is regarded as a PR cock-up? What other PR cock-ups have we supposedly had recently?

We'll pay him £300 a week and he can take a shot of the communal Fiat Punto when it gets a valid MOT.Welcome aboard, Kevin.

Might the throw in be the "something different?"

That isn't always true, Jeem.Folk may know 100% who the new signing is but have been asked to keep it schtum. If Ravy Davy is who I think it is, his info will be bang on.

Think he's now a free agent.Spence needs to sort out his first touch and get stronger to fulfil the potential that he has. I'd use him off the bench until these attributes were sorted out. Wouldn't be bothered if he stayed but also wouldn't be gutted if he did move on.

Eric Drysdale is never going to say to the media, "The gaffer is after a boy who played against us last season. He was a'right, eh, nothing spectacular but he should do a job." Adding the word 'exciting' in there gets everyone speculating a wee bit more feverishly about this prospect who may get the crowd going. Good PR. I reckon it'll be Wighton.

If both 'keepers are fully fit I'd want McGurn as no.1. Good move for a very good goalie though. Hopefully see another striker in soon.

It's a yes from Simon Cowell.

My wee girl took a notion to try her hand at some amateur gymnastics today. Big run from the kitchen and tried to put her hands on the ground to flip on to the couch. Landed on her face. Made sure she was alright and pished myself laughing at her, much to her annoyance.

I can't be the only one who couldn't care less about not playing Middlesborough? Bland written all over it, that one. Get us an interesting away friendly sorted out!

I was driving to my work in Dunfermline in my CLK200 when this ding in a Vectra sat right up my arse.Sped up to give me a bit of space and slowed down to let him catch up with me. Sped up again and so on and so on. The boy was absolutely raging. Let him pass me and gave him a cheery wave and he gave me a wave back.

Andy Cook was decent too and I'm fairly certain that he ended up playing for EF.I don't think East Fife will beat us again in my lifetime, probably about another 70 years. A wee cup tie against them would be good though so we can give them yet another skelping.

See before you traded your last cow for magic beans, did you ride it to Kirkcaldy to gain internet access?

It was Watson re-signing that I knew about, P.C.I know Spence had a terrible season last season, going by the precedent he set the previous season anyway, but I reckon the honing of a few of his weaknesses would see him do a job for us again. His first touch and strength for starters...

I heard that McGurn was dropped due to a reluctance to go full time. Wee tiff with McGlynn: Benched. Probably a massive load of rubbish but not completely outwith the realms of possibility.

Maybe gauging opinion on him joining the Rovers?..I'll support any player who I feel gives their all but I'd be seriously underwhelmed if we signed Glen. I'd love him to prove me wrong of course.

Decent post, Gary, but going on the fair amount of Rovers supporters I know or come in to contact with, I'd argue that the above line is way off the mark.Rovers were down to their hardcore quite a bit last season. I'd bet my house on the vast majority of them not giving two hoots about any other team before the Rovers.

Windows 8 is the biggest piece of rage inducing shite ever constructed. Why not just update XP to fit in with the modern world instead of coming up with this garbage?

Happy that we've signed Douglas Hall. Looking forward to watching him smashing Daly all over the place AGAIN!

Thought of giving a cryptic clue but my self awareness kicked in and I realised that my first postings on this matter made me a huge enough c**t already.Sure it'll be news soon.

Fairly certain that the manager will know by now who is staying or going. Contingency plans will be in place for any player who decides to leave.There's still about two and a half months until the season begins. Can everybody calm their tits?

Fair point my man, fair point. I reckon we'll be fine this season due to a mixture of having more depth and Murray having learned some harsh lessons from last season. Add to that the probability that Murray knows his coat'll be on a shoogly peg if we're shite by Christmas.

Oh look! It's another Cowdenbeath supporter predicting doom for Raith Rovers.It echoes of the claptrap that East Fife supporters were coming out with ages ago. Where are they now?

I'd have both, Big Berk.Think Alex Penman would subsidise their wages for us?