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Took a tenner off Deal or No Deal on Sky Vegas. Might donate it to DAFC.

He's tried to photo himself during a thoughtful nod there. You tried a thoughtful nod after reading that, eh?

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That Tesco advert where the guy gives his girlfriend a cup with his face on it and she isn't impressed bugs me. She has a moustache for f**k sake and should be happy that anyone wants to buy her anything other than a bleaching kit for her ungrateful hairy face. She's all smiles when she gets perfume later on though. Everything that is wrong with Christmas right there.

People who think just enough of you to only indulge you probably wouldn't waste their time complimenting you. If they were insincere towards you with regards to shallow compliments then they aren't really worth your thoughts anyway. As Rowan said, get the sleep deprivation thing sorted out as a matter of priority. At the risk of sounding like I'm trivialising your thoughts, a weary mind will find it harder to look at things rationally. All the best.

Sorry Matt. I'm not believing that this thing cut about the Serengeti with a head square on...

Westboro Baptist Church and reason don't walk hand in hand.

Aye. They'll cordon off the scene for the air crash investigators as a matter of standard you'd imagine. Doubt this is ending without fatality though.

Even if they did have such a thing, the helicopter was apparently tumbling out of control so doubt something like that would come in to play anyway. Strange that if the helicopter was dropping like a stone as Gordon Smart described that it didn't just trash the whole pub though.

I either heard or read earlier that these aircraft have a fail safe when the rotors kick in to lift the craft when it is close to the ground to minimise impact. This might be the whooshing noise that Grace heard and may have been the difference between it barrelling through the roof and just dunting it before falling through.

If they had any control over the landing they'd have tried to ditch it in the Clyde surely?

I'd be amazed if everyone gets out of that alive. Can't see it unfortunately.

How on Earth can folk look at those and conclude that they've done a good job?

I find myself thinking about what advice my Dad would give me when I'm missing him. I can guarantee it'd be along the lines of, "Stop moping about and get on with it ya big fanny!" Refreshingly straight to the point, my Dad.

Just had a wee read of this thread and it's great to see such human spirit with the support that folk who are suffering/have suffered depression are receiving/giving. I've never been there fortunately. When my auld man passed away unexpectedly in April I went in to what I would describe as 'Robot mode'. Things have never seemed so clear even though I kinda switched off. All the best, folks.

On This Day: 1994 Scott Thomson made 30,000 Glasgow Celtic supporters disappear by diving to his right.

Think this one died after a stroke.

Got three free games of Deal or no Deal on the Sky Vegas app and turned them into £15. Not sure if offers are user specific but have a wee look and see if you have the chance of free money.

Cleared out my attic earlier on and came across these from the P&B 5's in a box...

I've honestly never heard of Orc as an abbreviation and always presumed it to relate to the ugly creatures from LotR too. Happy that I was unaware of that to be honest.

I think you're right as you can see a wee hint of paps under that bonny red and black striped shirt.

The Way Way Back Coming of age film about a young lad whos Dad has moved to California leaving him stuck with his Mum (Toni Collette) and her arse boyfriend (Steve Carrell). They head down to Carrell's holiday home and the young lad ends up working at a water park beside Sam Rockwell. Rockwell's dialogue is fantastic at times and Carrell was convincing as a total tube even though I always imagine him as loveable idiot, Brick Tamland. 7/10

Aye, but biologically? .

Those photos with size 14/16 mannequins and the text saying that they are more representative of "real" women's sizes. Who fucking decided that you are more of a woman because you eat more food or are 'bigger boned'? My wife is a relatively tall size 8/10. Does that make her less of a woman?