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My fondness for Dave McGurn grows game after game without him. Thought we were reasonable today. Some neat passages of play and an absolute cracker from Cardle but we badly need a win to instill belief back in the side. Good to see Paul Watson back today and even better to see him get through the ninety minutes without, it seems, any problems. Big game against Morton next week.

Fucking hell, man! The man doesn't rate Robinson. Dry your eyes and stop posting childish assumptions about not going to games or needing a job.

Why do you often include a sentence in your posts about people disagreeing with you? Do you think your, at times, ludicrously off the mark comments about the team hold more weight because you condescendingly allude to people being "Happy Clappers?"

The one big difference that Watson returning will hopefully make is a bit more composure when playing the ball out from the back. The amount of times the ball is aimlessly punted up the park back to the opposition so they can keep us under the cosh is unreal. Talking of aimless punts: Why the f**k did we persist with kicking the ball high to Baird and Vaughan?! Two players who are better with the ball at their feet. Easiest day those two giant Falkirk centre backs will have this season. I'll be at the Rovers as much as I can for the rest of my/their existence but it's grim, frustrating viewing at times.

The one on the left is stunning. Bit of Catherine Zeta Jones about her.

Good wee read, that.

Regarding Lego films, I got Lego Batman for the kids and it started off really good. Only saw 25 mins of it though. Will grade it when I've managed to watch the lot. Watched The Angel's Share recently and really enjoyed it. Some genuine laugh out loud moments. 7/10. We're The Millers was fantastic too. Well worth a look if you don't want to watch something you really need to think about. 8/10.

40Mb broadband now as opposed to the shitey 2.5Mb I had yesterday.

Just as the curtain is closing. "Hey Andy, I've got a 9 for you. CREMATION!" *Funeral congregation bursts out laughing*

All the best, Matty. Hope its nothing serious. I was at the doc today about a lump on my left baw. He reckons it's just a wee cyst that has come about as a consequence of my snip. Had my funeral songs thought out and everything too.

I reckon we're just getting our blip out of the way before going on a massive unbeaten run to the league title. Aye, that's it.

Tidied up who I was following and ended up bumping around 80 accounts. Mostly boring sportsmen and P&Bers who I skim past.

Heavy night on the drink. No Irn Bru in the fridge.

I like the thought you've put in to this! More from Thomson... @ThomsonCares: @andycam8 Unfortunately Roary wouldn't be able to compete with our Thomson The Dog. He's not ready to step aside just yet. ^Adam @andycam8: @ThomsonCares Can Roary get the gig if Thomson was 'inconveniently' eaten. #ruthlessRoary No reply back for a while after that. I can only presume that they are busy increasing security around Thomson The Dog.

Tempted to ask the supporters club for a loan of the costume and make a spoof of the Thomson ad using iMovie.

Think I've been bumped... @ThomsonCares: @andycam8 We'll let you know if we have auditions Andrew, You may need to leave the lion head at home though. ^Adam @andycam8: @ThomsonCares Thanks! I'll do it for free of course. Do Thomson have a mascot? @RaithRovers_FC mascot Roary can do a bit of moonlighting... I feel dirty.

Wee interaction with Thomson there. I posted earlier: @andycam8: @ThomsonHolidays Quite like that advert with the ogre. Could have done with a talking donkey though. They replied: @ThomsonCares: @andycam8 Hi Andrew, To keep costs down we thought it best not to have a lawsuit. What did you like most about the advert? So I replied: @andycam8: @ThomsonCares I understand. My favourite part was looking at the lovely Thomson apartment. Can I be in the next advert? I'm a decent actor. Flattery supposedly gets you everywhere.

Teflon. Tefal make kettles. Smith is better playing off another forward. He's nae target man, that's for sure.

A bit of extra entertainment watching the local neds windmilling about the rickety old ground. Thon BluebirdTon seems solid though. Police Scotland should cut his arms and legs off just to be safe. He'd still be able to do headbutts but they wouldn't have much momentum behind them.

WHAT?

Good old Morton. Great wee bit of perspective when you are downhearted by your own team's bad form.

That is one of the best books I've read in a long time. My wife worked her way through The Hunger Games trilogy in a week and raved about them so they might be next on the list after I've finished the new Alex Ferguson autobiography.

Suppose doing a lot of pish is a refreshing change from you talking a lot of pish.

This thread would be infinitely better if it was named 'Show us your puppies'.