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    He's kept himself match fit in Argentina apparently. I think McGlynn will use him from the bench anyway.
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    Messi scores at will in La Liga, I'm sure he'd manage to run rings around 1st Division journeymen.
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    Casa is better than a new lawnmower any day of the week! I was looking forward to tomorrow as it was but I cannae bloody wait now. :-D
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    I'm told that there might be good news later today. Didn't say if it's to do with the team or not but I thought I'd share it with my fellow Rovers to hopefully raise a wee bit of morale! Probably be a new bloody lawnmower now but I'll keep my fingers crossed that Messi and Iniesta have been reading about our plight and have quit Barca to come and help us out.
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    Aye, let's judge him on that bad selection whilst conveniently overlooking a 2nd division championship and a run to the SC semi final. Let's also forget about him making us a credible force again playing in the 1st division where we belong and judge him solely on a team selection that was honestly made but didn't quite work. Anyone who expected anything more than a struggle this season is seriously deluded.
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    Didier Drogba looks like Jar Jar Binks.
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    I don't see that as a celtic win. We clearly scored. U **** no we did. We gers no we did. It was one each. So if by some miricale uy win league by two points. The way I see it u fookin lost it. Watp Fucking hell, man!
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    Pro Evo 2012 Gold Membership for RRFC Member Club Hoody FCUK jersey Broons book Paco Rabanne Ultra Violet Cash Book on Scottish football managers and various other bits.
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    Good spot. Pervy post amended.
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    Wid, widnae (pregnant), wid twice, wid, wid till the police kicked the door in and wid even though she has a dent in her forehead.
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    Some folk will have genuine reasons for supporting a team about 200 miles away but I always presume that there is a weakness in people who have to allign themselves to success. Support your shitey home town team and be miserable like the rest of us you glory hunting c***s!
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    I've watched this hundreds of times but watching it with my wee girl this morning I heard something on it that I'd never heard before... Certainly sounds like it but surely 'no!
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    He didn't actually say that a rich investor wouldn't be welcomed on to the board. The implication was that the rich investors intentions would be scrutinised in the club's interest which I couldn't agree more with.
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    No it isn't! Throwing your undeserving sausage up a horrendous close like that is part of life. Every man has been with at least one woman that he wouldn't go bragging to his pals about. Makes it all the better when you get regular sex from someone that you'd walk down the street with in daylight.
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    We had snow then sleet and then snow again. The sky is dark as anything but I just don't think it's cold enough for snow.
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    Snowing in Kirkcaldy now. Not that heavy, like.
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    Thought it was alright but got a bit bored around the two minute mark if I'm being completely honest.
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    Meant to get snow in Kirkcaldy tonight and the early hours of tomorrow morning. Aye right! It's warmer here just now than it was in August.
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    One of the most deserved punches I've ever seen dished out.
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    It's a rumour that circulates now and again without ever coming to fruition. 8000 folk paying £20 a head would see the Rovers projected debt for this season written right off if I allow myself to dream a little.
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    I used to pump a lass who had been boabbied by former Raith midfield dynamo, Willie Nanou. Wonder if any other P&B'ers have been with women who have been humped and dumped by footballers?
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    Fearne Cotton and Holly Willoughby trying to be better than Santa. Think if I told them that I shagged Santa and that he was an awesome ride it might get their competitive juices flowing?
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    I did consider that but hoped there'd be something more interesting behind it.
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    Why do truckers leave their trailer doors open when they've stopped for the night?
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    Yes. Nah, I've always taken it literally.
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