Plenty of fun to be had with these...
So u ask....do I work? No, I don't work because I'm a lazy b*****d... I just can't be arsed! I don't have an alarm clock, I don't cook, can't afford a maid, can't be bothered teaching my 9 kids how to read or write. I'll never become a nurse, handyman, security officer, photographer, counselor or a referee and I just have no sympathy when my kids hurt themselves as I can't even remember most of their fucking names. I don't get holidays, sick pay or days off, that's what people who actually get out of their beds to go to work get. I sit on the couch through the day and night on my mobile phone at tax payers expense and get 'paid' twice weekly when I sign on. ♥ Re-post if u are a lazy, good for nothing sponger too...xxx ♥