The_Kincardine Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 Any ideas what I can use to clean white pebbles? I have had them down at the front of my house for a wee while now (along with some purple slate) and they are starting to look a bit tired/dirty. Anything I can buy to spray on etc to freshen them up? RH loves this thread after a night on the gin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 RH loves this thread after a night on the gin. Lol nah - the only bottle I've been into is a cough bottle! Tbh it just came into my head as a homebase advert came on the telly and it was making me think of all the house stuff that needs doing! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 (edited) Any ideas what I can use to clean white pebbles? I have had them down at the front of my house for a wee while now (along with some purple slate) and they are starting to look a bit tired/dirty. Anything I can buy to spray on etc to freshen them up? Karcher type power hose. Cleaned my garden rock collection with one in the space of a few minutes with one just last week. I totally realise that makes me sound like some sort of loser / beast btw. (hopefully just loser). PS. Seriously, I have a notable rock collection needing de-algaefied and de-mossed on a regular basis. I've been known to shout 'die you lichen scum!!!',although I have no personal memory of this. Edited March 26, 2016 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 Any ideas what I can use to clean white pebbles? I have had them down at the front of my house for a wee while now (along with some purple slate) and they are starting to look a bit tired/dirty. Anything I can buy to spray on etc to freshen them up? Try Jeyes Fluid* *My name is not Jeyes, honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 I've got this. Spray the pebbles with undiluted white vinegar. Leave for a couple of hours. So best you pick a nice day for it. Then rinse off with water. The pebbles! If that doesn't work. Aggressive eye contact. Bleach. Fingering, as equally aggressive as the eye contact) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 When you are lying on your side in bed what do you do with your arms? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 I've been known to shout 'die you lichen scum!!!',although I have no personal memory of this. ^^^ Kate Beckinsale When you are lying on your side in bed what do you do with your arms? One under the neck, hand on a boob. The other in the crack. Unless I'm sleeping alone, in which case...no, pretty much the same. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 Do the clocks go toward tonight? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 No. Good. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 No. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praw Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 After popping into the local newsagents this morning, was left wondering - who buys those specialist male magazines on the top shelf in the age of the Internet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 Do the clocks go toward tonight? It's quite funny when the clocks go forward and people don't understand what happens with time/daylight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 (edited) After popping into the local newsagents this morning, was left wondering - who buys those specialist male magazines on the top shelf in the age of the Internet? Funnily enough when I was in for my paper this morning (QI klaxon at the ready for the obvious wisecrack fellas) there was an old boy stocking up on said articles. Bold as brass complaining to the shopkeeper that sometimes the dvd's "stick" too. Edited March 27, 2016 by Christophe -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 For tomorrow night. Trains finish at half eight.Phone Penny cars and get a price. It's cheaper to get them than a Glasgow cab. Probably about £20/25.00. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praw Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 (edited) Funnily enough when I was in for my paper this morning (QI klaxon at the ready for the obvious wisecrack fellas) there was an old boy stocking up on said articles. Bold as brass complaining to the shopkeeper that sometimes the dvd's "stick" too.Man size box of kleenex too? Edited March 27, 2016 by Praw 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 After popping into the local newsagents this morning, was left wondering - who buys those specialist male magazines on the top shelf in the age of the Internet? I remember wondering that when Craig Charles was caught during a crack 'n' spank expedition about a decade ago. I assume it's still the auld boys who grew up with them and no alternatives. Maybe some youngsters whose parents have adult filters on at home; I certainly never bought any past the age of 16. Well, apart from when the wife's cousin in the US hit his eighteenth birthday - we sent him some copies of stuff like Razzle and 40 Plus as a present, as they're nothing like American porn. He said they were the most disgusting thing he'd ever seen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 I passed a whole shop, newsagent type establishment dedicated to selling them in the middle of Belfast, which makes sense given that it's a bin of a town trapped in 1971. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 I've been asked if I'm going to my uncle's dad's funeral. Am I obliged to go? I've never met him and I'd have to take a half day off work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 I've been asked if I'm going to my uncle's dad's funeral. Am I obliged to go? I've never met him and I'd have to take a half day off work. Depends on how well you get on with your uncle, I'd have thought. As a P&B poster, I'd be remiss if I didn't ask if there was any chance you've been left anything in the will. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 I've been asked if I'm going to my uncle's dad's funeral. Am I obliged to go? I've never met him and I'd have to take a half day off work.What are the bar/buffet arrangements? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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