bob the tank Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 What is a "scheme goblin"? I read it in some tosspot post about commercial radio, sounds like word salad to me? Grimbo Neds, jakeys and general subhuman scum who inhabit what your good self would call a council estate Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Why have some of the Northampton Town players got green flashing lights on the back of their shirts? Is it some kind of satnav tracking system to check their performance and movements later in the dressing room post mortem? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 1 hour ago, bob the tank said: Neds, jakeys and general subhuman scum who inhabit what your good self would call a council estate Grimbo I live on a council estate but I'm not in to goblin, least I don't think so, having not tried it? cheers BtT. Grimbo -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Whatever happened to Eoin Doyle. Did his tattoo give him blood poisoning? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Just now, Bobby Skidmarks said: Whatever happened to Eoin Doyle. Did his tattoo give him blood poisoning? He's probably prancing around Leith wearing the skin of his ex. What is the tattoo chat all about anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 He's probably prancing around Leith wearing the skin of his ex. What is the tattoo chat all about anyway? I take it you never saw his celebratory tattoo after Hibs won the cup? He stupidly posted it after he had it done then took down the photo after the expected ridicule. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Just now, Bobby Skidmarks said: I take it you never saw his celebratory tattoo after Hibs won the cup? He stupidly posted it after he had it done then took down the photo after the expected ridicule. Tremendous. Hopefully he took a saw to whatever limb he tarnished and bled out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Chocolate is fatal to dogs. It most assuredly is not. There are dogs that live in my house and those dogs eat chocolate which is fed to them by people other than me and those dogs are healthy. If it were fatal to them, I'd feed it to them myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Tremendous. Hopefully he took a saw to whatever limb he tarnished and bled out. Ironically, it said "Time for Heroes" a rather bold tattoo for such a manchild to sport. I assume it was in relation to Hibs win and not finally plucking up the courage to go down the big slide in the park. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: It most assuredly is not. There are dogs that live in my house and those dogs eat chocolate which is fed to them by people other than me and those dogs are healthy. If it were fatal to them, I'd feed it to them myself. Mix it in with their food over a period of time. Kidney failure gets them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 I hear dogs don't take kindly to eating active grenades 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 I imagine Jimmy seeing Doyle's tattoo wouldn't end well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 16 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I imagine Jimmy seeing Doyle's tattoo wouldn't end well. For who? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 11 minutes ago, Jimmy85 said: For who? You. You would probably have died. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 I hear dogs don't take kindly to eating active grenades Random tale: I once got offered a supply of grenades and other explosives from a lost and evidently rather fed up Yorkshire lorry driver trying to get them to someone in the MoD, all this whilst taking a bunch of folk on a field trip to the beach not far from the Cape Wrath bombing range. Had this not been on work basis where filling a bus full of colleagues with live ammunition would have given me a bit more than a disciplinary warning, then I would have totally taken up the offer of passing it on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Random tale: I once got offered a supply of grenades and other explosives from a lost and evidently rather fed up Yorkshire lorry driver trying to get them to someone in the MoD, all this whilst taking a bunch of folk on a field trip to the beach not far from the Cape Wrath bombing range. Had this not been on work basis where filling a bus full of colleagues with live ammunition would have given me a bit more than a disciplinary warning, then I would have totally taken up the offer of passing it on. Sounds like you missed out on the opportunity of a lifetime. You could have become an arms dealer or gun runner 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 In pre-Dunblane times, when firearms were more common, I had an older acquaintance with quite the collection of replica pistols, revolvers, replica grenades, gas masks, Rambo style knives etc. From a quick online search I can see he still likes a gun but he's yet to go on any rampages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 In pre-Dunblane times, when firearms were more common, I had an older acquaintance with quite the collection of replica pistols, revolvers, replica grenades, gas masks, Rambo style knives etc. From a quick online search I can see he still likes a gun but he's yet to go on any rampages. I had these also. Green plastic grenades and rambo knife, the gun which made the electronic noises and the classic decorated pirate pistol complete with skull and crossbones. Most kids my age did tbh. Sounds like you missed out on the opportunity of a lifetime. You could have become an arms dealer or gun runner It was indeed a crossroads during my career when it happened. Straight on was the road to Thurso, left went to the shop and right went back to Ullapool. All dialogue took place through adjacent minibus and lorry windows. The guy then went on to offer it all to another of our guys (from Thailand) in the overflow car behind because the delivery guy presumed he was a gurkha. I had to intervene when he got out of the car and opened the boot, the killjoy I am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 21 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: In pre-Dunblane times, when firearms were more common, I had an older acquaintance with quite the collection of replica pistols, revolvers, replica grenades, gas masks, Rambo style knives etc. From a quick online search I can see he still likes a gun but he's yet to go on any rampages. Who does he support, just need the heads up in case I abuse the wrong fan? Thank you very much. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 3 minutes ago, Grim O'Grady said: Who does he support, just need the heads up in case I abuse the wrong fan? Thank you very much. Grimbo Probably Breivik but ISIS are his big team. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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