Shandon Par Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 4 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: More likely that the Throbbers got my granny's set from the charity shop after she pegged it. And after my maw replaced all the missing bits in her own one. Plenty of cafes and tearooms would pay a good few quid for tat/chintz/shabby chic (no disrespect to your granny) like that. Throbber got it tight but the crockery is bordering on cool (just don't tell him that). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Just now, Shandon Par said: Plenty of cafes and tearooms would pay a good few quid for tat/chintz/shabby chic (no disrespect to your granny) like that. Throbber got it tight but the crockery is bordering on cool (just don't tell him that). Beats the short planks and roof tiles you get in posh restaurants these days. Why thefuck do they do that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Just now, throbber said: My girlfriend saw that the steak was out of date and put it in the bin. Quite right for her and the sprog. Sneak it out and chew it raw in the toilet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 If you have been stupid enough to serve in the Army, are you allowed to walk about in your uniform after you have been discharged? Eta - do you even get to keep your uniform? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 11 minutes ago, Romeo said: If you have been stupid enough to serve in the Army, are you allowed to walk about in your uniform after you have been discharged? Eta - do you even get to keep your uniform? I did. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 27 minutes ago, Romeo said: If you have been stupid enough to serve in the Army, are you allowed to walk about in your uniform after you have been discharged? Eta - do you even get to keep your uniform? ^^^ has never seen a heartwarming video of daddy coming home for Christmas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 What episode of Limmy’s Show was the stripper sketch in? Aka “put it in yer mouth Margaret” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 20 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: ^^^ has never seen a heartwarming video of daddy coming home for Christmas If their songs are to be taken at face value, some Celtic supporters approve of sending soldiers home in a body bag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Which UK based florist does anyone recommend? Mother's birthday next week so have to get her something nice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 3 hours ago, Swarley said: Which UK based florist does anyone recommend? Mother's birthday next week so have to get her something nice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 3 hours ago, Swarley said: Which UK based florist does anyone recommend? Mother's birthday next week so have to get her something nice. BP. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Can you drink a carryout on megabus gold? Just remember the fucking cards like 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrshire_nomad Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Can you drink a carryout on megabus gold? Yes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 You can’t drink on any bus in the UK by law. Is the correct answer. Trains are fine for drinking as unlike buses, potentially violently drunk passengers can't get into physical contact with the driver. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 1 hour ago, throbber said: Is that the reason it’s illegal on busses? Yes but taking on the driver and any bystanders after a few lines of ching on the top deck is perfectly acceptable..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 1 minute ago, throbber said: I didn’t know the law was specifically about being in touch with the driver and just thought it was the same law as drinking in public with the added threat of spillages. In fairness I didn't know that was the reason either although the potential for causing mayhem on a train by a piss artist pulling the emergency cord is comparable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Nobody bothers about a hip flask. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Just now, throbber said: Exactly. I hope they don’t make drinking on trains illegal though! They have, before 9 am and after 9 pm, I think, on local trains. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, throbber said: Exactly. I hope they don’t make drinking on trains illegal though! Get yourself a canal boat Throbber, you can get pissed whilst sailing the fucker to your desired destination*! *As long as your desired destination is on the canal network. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Why exactly should I care about Big Narstie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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