Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 11 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Lighting them off the toaster is one of life's simple pleasures. We still talking fags or are we onto farts now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 Is there a more pointless animal than a pony? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 Yes, a jellyfish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 12 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Is there a more pointless animal than a pony? My favourite Vic Reeves joke was when he flapped one arm about and asked what he was. A seagull with a broken wing. He flaps 2 arms about and asks what he is. No, I'm stroking 2 lovely ponies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Quite like a ham and pineapple pizza now and again. f**k right off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 2 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Is there a more pointless animal than a pony? Oh, I don't know... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 21 minutes ago, HenryHill said: f**k right off. Had pepperoni, onion and mushroom on it tonight. Can feel it sleeping out the pores already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 Don't know why we can't eat the wee fuckers tbh. That would make them more useful than they currently are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Quite like a ham and pineapple pizza now and again. Fruit with main courses isn't that odd - mango chutney, apple sauce, lime pickle, duck a l'orange. Had already been contemplating pizza for dinner but now on a mission for one. I suppose enough folk like them that it's not full-blown weird, but none of the meat/fruit popular combinations work for me. I don't think pork goes with apple. lemon or orange with chicken or cranberry with turkey for example. It's not a fruit, but you can add mint and lamb to that list. Dead sheep shoudn't taste like chewing gum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 7 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Don't know why we can't eat the wee fuckers tbh. That would make them more useful than they currently are. If you've had anything by Findus in the past few years, you probably have. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 27 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Don't know why we can't eat the wee fuckers tbh. That would make them more useful than they currently are. I've had horse a few times in France (and probably a few times here without knowing) and its ok. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 Bit late I know but it doesn't cost much to get post redirected. thought i had updated everything to my new address so mostly crap that he was receiving. forgot about the old bat though! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 2 hours ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: I've had horse a few times in France (and probably a few times here without knowing) and its ok. So that’s why you are always found to be nagging on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Since when did Ladbible become an actual source of news? Even the name makes me cringe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Since when did Ladbible become an actual source of news? Even the name makes me cringe. long since blocked that utter Shite. Anyone mentioning the word sesh is now getting booted too, fucking cretins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond8 Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Does anyone know if there is a person at moonpig who gets to read the cards before they’re sent out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Diamond8 said: Does anyone know if there is a person at moonpig who gets to read the cards before they’re sent out? ^^^^ wants to send a pervy message 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB 4.2 Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 6 minutes ago, Unleash The Nade said: ^^^^ wants to send a pervy message ^^^ Roses are red violets are blue If you're cycling your bike We'll be watching you. #CAST 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Diamond8 said: Does anyone know if there is a person at moonpig who gets to read the cards before they’re sent out? Doubt it. They might have a swear filter I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 17 minutes ago, PB 4.2 said: ^^^ Roses are red violets are blue If you're cycling your bike We'll be watching you. #CAST Violets are blue Roses are red I have serious doubts If you’re right in the head 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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