Sergeant Wilson Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 (edited) It would aye, but it is definitely finished.8MileBU combing his hair and polishing his shoes as we speak.Eta, looking out his tools. Edited August 1, 2015 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 If you're just changing the same locks you don't need a locksmith, just someone with common sense and a few screwdrivers and allan keys. Good luck finding that in Cumbernauld 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Why did you split up with your boyfriend/husban/lesbi-friend redhead? Was it acrimonious? Will you still be friends? Did he catch you getting pumped in the storage cupboard at your office by Geoff the delivery driver? Has he confessed that he's actually an enthusiastic homosexual and is leaving you to shack up with Raoul from the Irn Bru adverts? I'm bored, please entertain me with your life as mine is boring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Why did you split up with your boyfriend/husban/lesbi-friend redhead? Was it acrimonious? Will you still be friends? Did he catch you getting pumped in the storage cupboard at your office by Geoff the delivery driver? Has he confessed that he's actually an enthusiastic homosexual and is leaving you to shack up with Raoul from the Irn Bru adverts? I'm bored, please entertain me with your life as mine is boring. Mine is fairly boring too! Boyfriend, coming up to 4 year mark, relationship hadn't been working for a long time. Nothing scandalous, no Raoul or anything (as far as I know!). Anyway, he responded by going to the Celtic game and leaving me to start packing his stuff 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Good luck finding that in Cumbernauld From the guy who w***s into a sock?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 From the guy who w***s into a sock?! I have yet to find a more practical option! X 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Mine is fairly boring too! Boyfriend, coming up to 4 year mark, relationship hadn't been working for a long time. Nothing scandalous, no Raoul or anything (as far as I know!). Anyway, he responded by going to the Celtic game and leaving me to start packing his stuff Sounds like he has his priorities right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 RedHead got what she deserved by starting a relationship with a Celtic fan tbf. I hope you evaluate your life decisions and learn for the future. Also, don't pack his stuff, burn it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 (edited) RedHead got what she deserved by starting a relationship with a Celtic fan tbf. I hope you evaluate your life decisions and learn for the future. Also, don't pack his stuff, burn it. Are you a motivational speaker Deeboy or just P&B's resident philosopher? I have actually learned a big lesson from this. Tbf though I wouldn't really tar all Celtic fans with the same brush tho... Edited August 1, 2015 by Redhead81 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Are you a motivational speaker Deeboy or just P&B's resident philosopher?.I'm just a caring soul..I have actually learned a big lesson from this. Tbf though I wouldn't really tar all Celtic fans with the same brush tho...You still have a little bit to learn then! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Yeah, the sympathy I had melted away when I realised that her fella wasn't a fellow Clyde fan, but one of them. Poor show, Red. You seem like a sensible sort, why go out with a Celtic fan?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Yeah, the sympathy I had melted away when I realised that her fella wasn't a fellow Clyde fan, but one of them. Poor show, Red. You seem like a sensible sort, why go out with a Celtic fan?! Ah I know, I guess we all have our cross to bear eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Move to the USA, no-one has a clue about anything to do with Scottish football, you could convince them Clyde are the greatest ever team to play the game! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Move to the USA, no-one has a clue about anything to do with Scottish football, you could convince them Clyde are the greatest ever team to play the game! If ou avoid being shot long enough that is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 5 years and not shot ye................................................................................................. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 If you're just changing the same locks you don't need a locksmith, just someone with common sense and a few screwdrivers and allan keys. Took your advice, my brother in law changed them for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 I'm trying to source a replacement slide on mount for one of the hinges on our kitchen cabinets. It appears to be an unusual type and size and no c**t seems to have any idea where I'd get one. Does anyone have any experience with this kind of shite? The hinge appears to be standard, but the mount is about 4 times the height of any normal ones I've seen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roland B Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 I think I might be your hand twin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Your floor looks really slippy. I bet you never walk across it in socks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Get your missus telt. Leaving her shoes lying about like a hobo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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