Sweaty Morph Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 He made a football manager video/stream with players that he created of other posters, whilst wearing StMirren PJ's. His mum was in the background telling him to shut up as she was watching Coronation Street* *i may have embellished the last sentence somewhat, but it's all 100% true. That's not true...is it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 100% (apart from the Coronation Street part (it may have been the bill for all we know)). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Is it weird to want to watch my pals have sex just to see how they do it compared to me? I'd only watch them all like 3 times each. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 With their girlfriends/one night stands. I just think it'd be interesting. I already know the lengths of their knobs and that so I don't need to know any of that nonsense I'm 100% straight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 If I may wade in, I myself am a man who exclusively peruses the Amateur section of XNXX. If you an watch live sex in front of your you, whilst both gaining tips and handing out constructive criticism then it's a real no brainier, Matty. The real question is whether you'd be pullin' the heid aff it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 If I may wade in, I myself am a man who exclusively peruses the Amateur section of XNXX. If you an watch live sex in front of your you, whilst both gaining tips and handing out constructive criticism then it's a real no brainier, Matty. The real question is whether you'd be pullin' the heid aff it. "Nice move Stevie, but you might want to play with her tits while you do that" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 "Nice move Stevie, but you might want to play with her tits while you do that" Yes, exactly like that, Mark. Now lick your pinky and circle her bum hole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Yes, exactly like that, Mark. Now lick your pinky and circle her bum hole. Wait a minute... Were you outside my window last night? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Stop showing off that you got your hole last night, Mark. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 The constructive criticism must be conducted in an Alan Partridge, football commentator, style/ voice, also. "Yes, yes, that's it, yes, yes........ Goal" "Did you see that? He must have a boabby like a traction engine!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 I don't think Id masturbate but I've never been in the position so who knows. If she's anything more than an 8 I'd probably have a sly w**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 I'd go for an orchestra conductor vibe myself, don't want to put them off with shouting. A series of gestures and subtle facial cues ought to do it. Plus this way you get to maintain eye contact the entire time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Two of my mates* pumped each other while I and another chum were on the floor** in a hotel in Newcastle. *Lad and lassie **We weren't doing anything, we had been sleeping and were rudely awakened 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 (edited) I'd go for an orchestra conductor vibe myself, don't want to put them off with shouting. A series of gestures and subtle facial cues ought to do it. Plus this way you get to maintain eye contact the entire time.I imagine that an explanation for facial expressions could be conveyed in the style of Monty C Burns in the softball episode of The Simpsons. Edited September 20, 2015 by Gaz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Why do referees need Copa Mundials? So they've got something to aim for? Must be a nice feeling to be asked to officiate at a World Cup. Have a feeling I'm being whooshed here. What's the punchline m8? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 My eyes aren't working right today; everything's out of focus. Bad AIDS, Ebola, or cancer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 My eyes aren't working right today; everything's out of focus. Bad AIDS, Ebola, or cancer? NOTA. Stick on brain tumour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelsjfc Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 I had a bottle of weed killer in the car that has spilled. Is there much danger from the fumes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Good night fat prince Literally; I'm going to bed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 I had a bottle of weed killer in the car that has spilled. Is there much danger from the fumes? I'd stop huffing them and start on the glue, just to be safe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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