Dee Man Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Managed to get my first match on Tinder. Tattooed, large breasted girl who is old/young enough to be my daughter. P&Bers, what next to do? Get her pumped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Get her pumped. I thought the standard answer was 'pics or GTF'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 I thought the standard answer was 'pics or GTF'. So why did you have to ask what to do? We're still waiting btw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 So why did you have to ask what to do? We're still waiting btw. Post a pic from Tinder? At my advancing years I have absolutely no idea how pull that one off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Tinder? At my advancing years I have absolutely no idea how pull that one off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Managed to get my first match on Tinder. Tattooed, large breasted girl who is old/young enough to be my daughter. P&Bers, what next to do? Sex education was shite when I was at school too. I think you do something with your knob? Never mind, these youngsters know what it's all about. Just mind to bring the Viagra. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Sex education was shite when I was at school too. I think you do something with your knob? Never mind, these youngsters know what it's all about. Just mind to bring the Viagra. 12 hours of unstoppable thunderknob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelsjfc Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Where did this "20 minutes into Netflix and chill" stuff the kids are all on about originate from? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Where did this "20 minutes into Netflix and chill" stuff the kids are all on about originate from? Essentially another way of saying watch some tv then rifling her on the sofa. It's painfully overused/unfunny but the Thierry Henry and Jamie Carragher one I just saw on here is outstanding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 My girlfriend is on the pill. Will getting the implant make her any more batshit crazy? Should I be a wear? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Yes. Exciting. She thinks otherwise because the pill is already 'altering her hormones so the implant will be no different'. Any more input? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Exciting. She thinks otherwise because the pill is already 'altering her hormones so the implant will be no different'. Any more input? My wife is boaby daft. 3 months into the implant she was a frigid bitch who would rather rip my face off than so much as see my knob. 1 month after it came out she was boaby daft again. Avoid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Glowing reviews all round. She's becoming quite stubborn that the implant is a good idea but I'm not sure why 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 My lady of 4 years had her implant removed. We were happy, everything was great. She went mental. Relationship over within a month. The moral of my story and the replies above is that no matter what you do, she'll go mental one way or another. Nap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Exciting. She thinks otherwise because the pill is already 'altering her hormones so the implant will be no different'. Any more input? I knew someone who got the implant. It stopped her having periods. *her insanity was a pre-existing condition, which is a much longer and much more interesting story than the one hitherto provided 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Well, I'll be back in a month when the relationship's over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 I firmly believe my ex is my ex because of the 'rod'. Once that thing appeared shit went mental. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Put them under your carpet. Hey presto, underfloor heating! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 More pressing matters now. I ordered a new king size electric blanket (£69.99, decent gear) as the old one was fucked. It arrived today (Amazon) and Mrs mozza texted to say that it was in a big box and quite heavy. Got home, opened said large box and the daft c***s have sent me four of them. Checked my order and I definitely only ordered one. Will they come chasing or should I get these bad boys on Gumtree/EBay pronto? Get them sold, but not before checking yourself for still having a pair of balls. Electric blanket, by f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Plug them all in, crank em up to max and then open all your windows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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