Praw Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Saw a chap last night wearing a monocle, is it wrong that I didn't boot him in the pie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMC13 Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Saw a chap last night wearing a monocle, is it wrong that I didn't boot him in the pie?Yes. Just for him still living in the 1850s alone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Has somebody put up a new building blocking the direction the sky dish is pointing? Like my parents do both homes get freeview through sky dishes without normal aerials? I had Sky a few years ago, saw the contract out then went to a cheaper deal with Virgin. Saw that contract out then was going back to Sky who had offered me the same contract as Virgin but at half the price until their engineer came round to set me up and realised the trees out my back had grown too big and blocked the signal. I suggested he got in a fucking rocket and moved the satellite slightly but he said it would probably be easier to cut a bit off the top of the trees. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 (edited) Question: All the big 'box' things on top of the big high rises around Motherwell (visible from the M74); are they all some sort of water tank or just some weird architectural design? Edited January 25, 2016 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 When I view the forum on my phone I see the smilie in the photo below appear quite often. What is it actually supposed to be? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 (edited) Looks like it's supposed to be teeth clenched, shaking smiley, but the app sees the colon and S at the beginning of the text used for the smiley and interprets that as the one you see, displaying the rest of the smiley text next to it ('hutup'). Kinda like when someone types an 8 followed by a right bracket when making a list and it ends up looking like this: Div's team of third world child coders fucked up somewhere, essentially. Stick a bug report in so he can have a family member killed in front of them; it's the only way they'll learn. Edit: that's supposed to be the sunglasses smiley above, just in case the app fucks that up too. Edited January 25, 2016 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieT1314 Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Question: All the big 'box' things on top of the big high rises around Motherwell (visible from the M74); are they all some sort of water tank or just some weird architectural design? The motor for the lifts? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 If you alight a bus or a tram at Haymarket, does that still count as getting off at Haymarket? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 If you alight a bus or a tram at Haymarket, does that still count as getting off at Haymarket? No, because it's not the last stop before home (Waverley). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 No, because it's not the last stop before home (Waverley). ^^^ Regularly forced off at Linlithgow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 ^^^ Regularly forced off at Linlithgow ^^^ Has never got past Croy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 ^^^ Regularly forced off at Linlithgow At least I've been on a train. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 ^^^ Has never got past Croy ^^^ Person hit by a train 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Skidmarks gets off at Falkirk high. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Skidmarks gets off at Falkirk high. You sit at home and play with your own train set. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 I'd no idea there were so many trainspotters on P&B. No wonder you boys don't get laid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 You sit at home and play with your own train set.It is my express wish that this doesn't turn into train based punfest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 I cho cho cho choose to masturbate so often Bobby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 It is my express wish that this doesn't turn into train based punfest. There's the signal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Yet another thread derailed by the pun club 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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