Swarley Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 (edited) SlipperyP sounds like the go-to guy on this one. Would shipping the cat to Thailand be cheaper than the vet's bill? Edited February 4, 2016 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I'm not an animal lover but if you have decided to have a pet and they need put down then pay a vet to do it humanely and stop being a miserable b*****d. If you are just 'joking' the same still applies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I hate cats. I'll kick it to death for you, free of charge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Mind when that woman stuck a cat in a wheelie bin and the whole world lost their minds? People are fannies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 You're in Gorgie? The pitbull crowd in Sighthill used to pay £20. But...... The Ping On was £15 plus free meal for one. (Anything 'chicken' you like, FREE) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I came home one time to find my Landlord drowning a bunch of kittens by holding them down one by one in a bucket of water. Quite humane I thought but I'd be too squeamish, the traditional tied sack with a couple of bricks in the canal would be my option. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I came home one time to find my Landlord drowning a bunch of kittens by holding them down one by one in a bucket of water. Quite humane I thought but I'd be too squeamish, the traditional tied sack with a couple of bricks in the canal would be my option. I'd no idea you spent time in Gloucester, WB. How was Cromwell Street before that whole witch-hunt? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I came home one time to find my Landlord drowning a bunch of kittens by holding them down one by one in a bucket of water. Quite humane I thought but I'd be too squeamish, the traditional tied sack with a couple of bricks in the canal would be my option. What a fucking c**t. Anybody drowning an animal wants drowned themselves. What a horrendous way to die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 What a fucking c**t. Anybody drowning an animal wants drowned themselves. What a horrendous way to die. First time I met my (now) mother in law, she was drowning some rats in a bucket in her garden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 People who have survived near drowning experiences claim it's painless once your lungs are filled with water. Have to say I wouldn't actually kill a cat, I even take spiders and other insects out to the garden rather than squish them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 People who have survived near drowning experiences claim it's painless once your lungs are filled with water. Have to say I wouldn't actually kill a cat, I even take spiders and other insects out to the garden rather than squish them. I've also heard it's a euphoric experience but I don't know how anyone could find that out and I'm not really into finding out myself. The guys in the ISIS cage certainly didn't look as if they particularly enjoyed it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 First time I met my (now) mother in law, she was drowning some rats in a bucket in her garden. Is that a euphemism? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Is that a euphemism? That has put me off my lunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I've also heard it's a euphoric experience but I don't know how anyone could find that out and I'm not really into finding out myself. The guys in the ISIS cage certainly didn't look as if they particularly enjoyed it. My neighbour doesn't look very terroristy but he has an ISIS cage in his garden. Says it's to keep the cats from pissing on his most precious plants but it looks standard-issue ISIS to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I even take spiders and other insects out I thought you said you went out on your own? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Mind when that woman stuck a cat in a wheelie bin and the whole world lost their minds? People are fannies. Yeah - the cat was sitting on the wall near the bin and you could see her eyeing it up and in one skilful movement she opened up the bin whilst shoving the cat inside. Was funny as f**k. Think she got an asbo for it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I hate cats. I'll kick it to death for you, free of charge. There's a tiger I don't like at the Safari Park. I'll even pay your admission fee if you want to give it a go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 There's a tiger I don't like at the Safari Park. I'll even pay your admission fee if you want to give it a go. I'd pump the tiger whilst thinking of you, GD. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I'd pump the tiger whilst thinking of you, GD. It's far prerable than pumping me whilst thinking about the tiger. For me that is.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Killing/torturing animals is the biggest predictor of future people murdering behaviour I think. I don't think it's weird for people to get seething at someone killing animals at all tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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