Dee Man Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Reported for Papal hatred. Is it wrong to hate child abusers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Reported for Papal hatred. It stands for "Fling The Poo" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 I've got a Skype interview this afternoon with three or four people who I'll be managing (if I get the job). Any idea what I should wear? It's an IT company and everyone seems to dress casual... I wore a suit for the first interview with the big guns, but not sure if it's appropriate here. And what kind of questions should I ask them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 I've got a Skype interview this afternoon with three or four people who I'll be managing (if I get the job). Any idea what I should wear? It's an IT company and everyone seems to dress casual... I wore a suit for the first interview with the big guns, but not sure if it's appropriate here. And what kind of questions should I ask them? Green mankini. Do you lift? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 I've got a Skype interview this afternoon with three or four people who I'll be managing (if I get the job). Any idea what I should wear? It's an IT company and everyone seems to dress casual... I wore a suit for the first interview with the big guns, but not sure if it's appropriate here. And what kind of questions should I ask them? Nothing from the waist down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Nothing from the waist down. A few years ago, I had a video interview with a French company. I wore the whole suit and tie ensemble but reasoned that they'd never see my feet, so I just wore my tiger slippers. The interview went fine and we were chatting away at the end when one of them complimented me on looking so smart. Without thinking, I then lifted my feet up to the camera and said "Aye, you've not seen my feet though". It seemed to work since they offered me the job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 they really loved your tiger feet. Your tiger feet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 A few years ago, I had a video interview with a French company. I wore the whole suit and tie ensemble but reasoned that they'd never see my feet, so I just wore my tiger slippers. The interview went fine and we were chatting away at the end when one of them complimented me on looking so smart. Without thinking, I then lifted my feet up to the camera and said "Aye, you've not seen my feet though". It seemed to work since they offered me the job. Thank f**k you weren't sitting with your banger out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 they really loved your tiger feet. Your tiger feet. That's neat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Take a trawl through the business speak thread and therein lies your lines of questioning. Good idea. First question... wtf is a data lake? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 How long would it take to travel to the nearest star (not the Sun)? The nearest star is Proxima Centauri at a distance of 4.2 light years. At a speed of 150,000 miles per hour from a passive slingshot maneuver, it would take about 17,900 years to reach this star. I wonder if Hibs will have won the Scottish Cup by then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Just use a wormhole, m8. There's one round the back of Mars. ^^^^^^reported for homophobia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 ^^^^^^reported for homophobia. bruno mars.jpg That MoMo is always poking his in other folks bidness. Always the groomer never the beastmaker. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Let's start asking and answering our own questions in the same post, that'll be fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Let's start asking and answering our own questions in the same post, that'll be fun. Who is going to be daft enough to do that? Oh shit! Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Let's start asking and answering our own questions in the same post, that'll be fun. The guy comes up with the most bizarre facts and figures, sometimes completely out of the blue, all over the forum. Really weird behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 An aeroplane. It's a Boeing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 I wonder if Hibs will have won the Scottish Cup by then. Only if all the other teams are travelling to that star. Even then they'd probably miss their attempt at goal, and the game would be abandoned at 0-0 as there was no-one to take the resultant bye-kick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 And then when you got there there would be nothing but a massive fire. I can think of better ways to spend 17000 years tbh. There's not enough socks throbber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 The guy comes up with the most bizarre facts and figures, sometimes completely out of the blue, all over the forum. Really weird behaviour. He's actually a decent poster when he doesn't just link absolute shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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