BFTD Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 I may have asked this before, but I don't remember the answer(s). Is there an appropriate way for a man to inform a strange woman that her top has progressed past the 'slightly sheer' stage and has arrived at the point where anybody can count her Montgomery's tubercles? I can't think of one that would avoid the withering, accusatory look so familiar to we perverts, but surely she would want to know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 If the phrase 'Mum how many times do I have to tell you' has not worked in the past I don't see it helping this time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 How do you know that my mum is strange? I demand answers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 3 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: How do you know that my mum is strange? I demand answers. Perhaps she has some charm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 4 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: How do you know that my mum is strange? I demand answers. We've seen you post 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 15 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: How do you know that my mum is strange? I demand answers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 (edited) What was it God and Satan fell out about again? Edit. Stan! Edited July 27, 2016 by paranoid android 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 19 minutes ago, paranoid android said: What was it God and Stan fell out about again? God was always making fun of Kyle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 f**k - did I really type Stan? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 1 minute ago, paranoid android said: f**k - did I really type Stan? Did you mean Abraham? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Zen Archer said: Did you mean Abraham? I did - quite a typo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 On 7/23/2016 at 22:24, BigFatTabbyDave said: Is there an appropriate way for a man to inform a strange woman that her top has progressed past the 'slightly sheer' stage and has arrived at the point where anybody can count her Montgomery's tubercles? I can't think of one that would avoid the withering, accusatory look so familiar to we perverts, but surely she would want to know. "Everyone can see your nipples through your top" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 36 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: "Everyone can see your nipples through your top" I'm fairly certain that would elicit the withering, accusatory look, but I suppose it might depend on the manner in which the line was delivered, and the expression on the speaker's face. Still, worth a try. Think I'm passing? Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 46 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: "Everyone can see your nipples through your top" Just now, BigFatTabbyDave said: I'm fairly certain that would elicit the withering, accusatory look, but I suppose it might depend on the manner in which the line was delivered, and the expression on the speaker's face. Depends on you and the lassie. BTW my post is a statement rather than an accusation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 On 23/07/2016 at 22:24, BigFatTabbyDave said: I may have asked this before, but I don't remember the answer(s). Is there an appropriate way for a man to inform a strange woman that her top has progressed past the 'slightly sheer' stage and has arrived at the point where anybody can count her Montgomery's tubercles? I can't think of one that would avoid the withering, accusatory look so familiar to we perverts, but surely she would want to know. Just how strange is this woman? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 8 minutes ago, paranoid android said: Just how strange is this woman? Strange enough that I saw her boobs without asking. That's a fairly elite club of strangeness TBH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 5 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Strange enough that I saw her boobs without asking. That's a fairly elite club of strangeness TBH. I take it, then, that the problem is that they're no longer nice boobies, which is why you feel it's your duty to tell her to tuck them away. There's a lassie in my office with a really prominent fanny - I'm now wondering whether I should mention it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 4 minutes ago, paranoid android said: I take it, then, that the problem is that they're no longer nice boobies, which is why you feel it's your duty to tell her to tuck them away. There's a lassie in my office with a really prominent fanny - I'm now wondering whether I should mention it. They weren't, no, but it was more the thing where you'd like someone to tell you if your flies were undone, rather than go around all day with everyone snickering behind your back. My mind is boggled about the prominent fanny, though. What on Earth does she wear? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 1 minute ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: They weren't, no, but it was more the thing where you'd like someone to tell you if your flies were undone, rather than go around all day with everyone snickering behind your back. My mind is boggled about the prominent fanny, though. What on Earth does she wear? Tight grey troosers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Definitely don't think a man can get away with telling a lassie that her hot pocket is on display, unless her troos have actually fallen down, or something. That's more of a style suggestion that's best left to the other women, I think. Wid? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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