Shandon Par Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 44 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: I think you should retract that before he gets up... I'd always wanted one of those cigars and one day a pal brought me one home from the Caribbean. One Sunday I'd gone to my rough wee local in Fife for a good bevvy while my wife and baby daughter went out for the afternoon. Ran out of ciggies, pub vending machine was empty so I decided to go home for my cigar. I'd never had a cigar before but I was impressing the locals with my big cigar when I started to feel unwell. Ran home but before I made it to the toilet I passed out in the bedroom. Woke up to a screaming wife, with me having projectile puked red wine and beer all over our bedroom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 God forbid. Big Jim might struggle to get to his feet from that position these days. Bloody fright you gave me there, Sarge! I'm sure when he finds out what Shandon has been you'll see just how quick he can move! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 God forbid. Big Jim might struggle to get to his feet from that position these days. No need to speak about J85 like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gc_smfc Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Can anyone recall who posted or even better repost the P&B map of Scotland, purely based on true stereotypes? For example, the borders were labelled egg chasers, the highlands savages and so on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 1 hour ago, gc_smfc said: Can anyone recall who posted or even better repost the P&B map of Scotland, purely based on true stereotypes? For example, the borders were labelled egg chasers, the highlands savages and so on. @vikingTON, I think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Is there an easy way to edit someone elses youtube video to create a short clip that you can then share on social media? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 5 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: Is there an easy way to edit someone elses youtube video to create a short clip that you can then share on social media? You'll need to download it first, I think. www.clipconverter.cc is one site that will let you do it. There are plenty of free editing tools out there. If you just want to chop bits out of it and maybe add text, Windows Movie Maker should do the job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Cheers I basically want a 10 second clip out of the 3 hour scottish cup final 1994 video. ill give clipconverter a bash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 1 minute ago, invergowrie arab said: Cheers I basically want a 10 second clip out of the 3 hour scottish cup final 1994 video. ill give clipconverter a bash. I was hoping you were doing a compilation tape of Judith Ralston. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 10 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I was hoping you were doing a compilation tape of Judith Ralston. why would you need any more than 10 seconds of that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 1 minute ago, invergowrie arab said: why would you need any more than 10 seconds of that? Fair point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 On 12/9/2016 at 16:48, Boghead ranter said: @vikingTON, I think. Don't expect a reply from him before tomorrow morning, I'd imagine he'll spend tonight sobbing uncontrollably at The Moff utterly bitching his beloved 'Sir Gav' Gunning about the place today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 1 hour ago, smpar said: Don't expect a reply from him before tomorrow morning, I'd imagine he'll spend tonight sobbing uncontrollably at The Moff utterly bitching his beloved 'Sir Gav' Gunning about the place today. Yep, he was bigging up the Morten for an away win on the gambling thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 2 hours ago, invergowrie arab said: why would you need any more than 10 seconds of that? We don't all suffer from premature ejaculation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 14 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Yep, he was bigging up the Morten for an away win on the gambling thread. By the wonders of modern technology @Black and White Tragic was able to scan VT's dreams and bring us what he saw when he woke up with the night terrors last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 I am planning a few trips to Stockholm next year, is it easier to fly from Inverness to London, and then to Stockholm or to Amsterdam first? I can fly direct to Amsterdam from Inverness thankfully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 39 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: I am planning a few trips to Stockholm next year, is it easier to fly from Inverness to London, and then to Stockholm or to Amsterdam first? I can fly direct to Amsterdam from Inverness thankfully. Whatevers the cheapest/best timings etc,doesnt really matter which airport you transit through 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 I bought a device earlier today. Can you identify it from the opening paragraph of the instruction manual? I'm not sure anyone would want it second hand but they insist on keeping the instructions for any future keeper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Just now, Shandon Par said: I bought a device earlier today. Can you identify it from the opening paragraph of the instruction manual? I'm not sure anyone would want it second hand but they insist on keeping the instructions for any future keeper. Baracus made the pram didn't he? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Baracus made the pram didn't he? It's a good answer but it's not right. Missus just asked me not to use it in bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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