scottsdad Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Just now, bobbydazzler said: what brand of brown sauce though? HP for me. I do have a bottle of "chippy" brown sauce as well but am not as keen on that - it doesn't taste like the one you get in the chippy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 1 minute ago, scottsdad said: Roll on Lorne? Sure. Square sausage/Lorne is interchangable. Just realised I have no rolls, so lunch will be a square sausage sandwich. With brown sauce. Gutted for you - a Lorne sandwich is a poor substitute for a Lorne roll but needs must. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 41 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Roll on Lorne? Sure. Square sausage/Lorne is interchangable. Just realised I have no rolls, so lunch will be a square sausage sandwich. With brown sauce. Will you be putting the square sausage(s) between the bits of bread or on top of the bread? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: Will you be putting the square sausage(s) between the bits of bread or on top of the bread? At least on top of one slice of bread. BTW “roll on lorne” is perfectly acceptable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 8 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: At least on top of one slice of bread. BTW “roll on lorne” is perfectly acceptable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 How can Minstrels be such a fine piece of confectionery yet galaxy counters - which are just mistrels without a shell - be so rank rotten? Also, bring back vice versas, you cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 7 minutes ago, hk blues said: It is for a Dundonian. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Just now, Granny Danger said: It is for a Dundonian. Not a real one it isn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 2 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: It is for a Dundonian. I'd never seen or heard of it until readi g it here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 6 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: It is for a Dundonian. 5 minutes ago, hk blues said: Not a real one it isn't. Why would anybody pretend to be a Dundonian when they aren't? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Squarey Lorney Rolly Dip Dip 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Squarey Lorney Rolly Dip Dip ^^^ Mrs Mullarkay’s safe word(s). 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 2 hours ago, GordonD said: Why would anybody pretend to be a Dundonian when they aren't? Sympathy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 What happens to a bee that ends up on a train and travels tens of miles away from its mates? Will other bees let it play with them, or is it f***ed away from its own hive? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 9 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: What happens to a bee that ends up on a train and travels tens of miles away from its mates? Will other bees let it play with them, or is it f***ed away from its own hive? They only live a short while anyway don't they? Always wonder about the wee flies you see on a plane in Edinburgh that's going to somewhere like Turkey or that... Probably just dies of heatstroke immediately though, in reality. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: What happens to a bee that ends up on a train and travels tens of miles away from its mates? Will other bees let it play with them, or is it f***ed away from its own hive? I’m still puzzled about the bee (or fly) that hits a train face on and theoretically stops it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 34 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: I’m still puzzled about the bee (or fly) that hits a train face on and theoretically stops it. It's physics. Technically the miniscule mass a fly's body has affects the speed of a train when it splatters it by slowing it down a fraction. If you want to scale it up think of being in a BMW racing along a Highland road and hitting a sheep- the sheep's mass slows down the BMW to an extent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 6 minutes ago, tamthebam said: It's physics. Technically the miniscule mass a fly's body has affects the speed of a train when it splatters it by slowing it down a fraction. If you want to scale it up think of being in a BMW racing along a Highland road and hitting a sheep- the sheep's mass slows down the BMW to an extent. I thought that the physics said that theoretically an object (the fly) has to stop before going into reverse therefore the train also has to stop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: I’m still puzzled about the bee (or fly) that hits a train face on and theoretically stops it. What's the last thing that goes through a bee's mind when that happens? Its arsehole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 5 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: What happens to a bee that ends up on a train and travels tens of miles away from its mates? Will other bees let it play with them, or is it f***ed away from its own hive? Probably depends if it's got a return ticket or not. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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