Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 Just now, BFTD said: Does he get bonus points for waffling in time to the music? No. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 Poor Graeme. He just can't catch a break. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 23 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Chinese wifey: shite C'mon! What celebrity does she look like? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 4 minutes ago, scottsdad said: C'mon! What celebrity does she look like? Nobody from the NSFW thread if thats what youre getting at. Anyway, onto Mohammad now. Will be interesting to see how he fares against Jesus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 14 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Anyway, onto Mohammad now. Will be interesting to see how he fares against Jesus. At least he was married, so when he talked patience he knew what he on about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Nobody from the NSFW thread if thats what youre getting at. Anyway, onto Mohammad now. Will be interesting to see how he fares against Jesus. No pressure, but I understand the fans of one can be more volatile than the other. Being very careful not to say which, you'll notice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 I believe Buddha missed his interview. Not to worry he'll be back! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 18 hours ago, BFTD said: Chinese wifey ahead Our Lord on points due to diversity, innit? Poor Graeme just can't catch a break. Graeme update. He turned out to the best best of a mediocre bunch. But with a bit of mentoring and encouragement, he could make it at your Wigans or your Derbys so he's been offered the job. Aberdeen's midfield loss is the world of structural engineering's gain. Maybe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 I wonder if there is a structural engineering forum with people saying "Don't like football but got dragged along to Pittrodrie and guess what. One of their players looks like the guy we just recruited." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 21 minutes ago, Fullerene said: I wonder if there is a structural engineering forum with people saying "Don't like football but got dragged along to Pittrodrie and guess what. One of their players looks like the guy we just recruited." Not yet but I will make it my mission to get the new recruit along to Dens Park or Tannadice this season when the Barry's Boring Ballers are in town. Oh silly me, forgot Dungpee Spewshited were in the lower tiers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 9 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: He turned out to the best best of a mediocre bunch. At least you're the best best. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 I live opposite a hire yard. Since yesterday morning their alarm has been going on and off intermittently. It's on for about an hour then off then on again. Clearly nobody is being alerted, or at least nobody's coming out to see to it. Can/should I phone the police? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 8 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I live opposite a hire yard. Since yesterday morning their alarm has been going on and off intermittently. It's on for about an hour then off then on again. Clearly nobody is being alerted, or at least nobody's coming out to see to it. Can/should I phone the police? Yes. They’ll alert the key holder. f**k living with that for the next three days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 15 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I live opposite a hire yard. Since yesterday morning their alarm has been going on and off intermittently. It's on for about an hour then off then on again. Clearly nobody is being alerted, or at least nobody's coming out to see to it. Can/should I phone the police? Have they got anything you want? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Have they got anything you want? Scaffolding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 On 20/12/2023 at 05:18, SlipperyP said: I believe Buddha missed his interview. Not to worry he'll be back! I thought it was Schwarznegger who said that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 5 hours ago, Fullerene said: I thought it was Schwarznegger who said that. Close, but you're getting confused. Buddha actually said "Hasta la vista, baby". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 8 hours ago, Swarley said: Close, but you're getting confused. Buddha actually said "Hasta la vista, baby". I thought that too but turns out it was Arnie. I can't believe it's not Buddha. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 Robor Mozart Piano Bars, are they available in the UK, at what establishments, and what’s the going rate? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 Why do scam/phishing emails always read like a 2 year old has written them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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