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2 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said:


Where do I send my details so they can add them to the list? There's a definite time and place for a chip butty. (Would calling it a chip roll help?)

ROLL 'N' CHIPS!!!!

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It's a stick on guarantee that as soon as anyone mentions their eating habits, the carefully constructed mask of normality that posters wear is removed to reveal the swivel eyed, gurning psychopath that dwells underneath.  Every. Single. Time

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8 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:


We put things on rolls. We are the only people qualified to do this, and how do I know this??? Because we are the ONLY people in the entire WORLD who know what a decent roll is. It comes from corner shops in an unmarked white bag and is made in Mortons bakery.

 

 

 

You can't get them up here. I miss them more than I miss my family. 

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Just now, Bairnardo said:

 


Aye. I should narrow it down to say the Central Belt is the only place in the world that knows what a decent roll is.

I spent a year in Aberdeen and every visit to a roll van left me seething. Fucking disgrace.

 

Closest I have found are in Lidl's bakery. Fuckers up here wouldn't know a well fired roll if it smacked them on the head.

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Lassie in front of me in the canteen this morning got a roll and mushroom.

Nothing else. No sauce. f**k all.

As she was walking away she looked up at me and I didn't even bother to hide the look of utter revulsion on my face.

A roll and mushroom. 

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1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said:

Lassie in front of me in the canteen this morning got a roll and mushroom.

Nothing else. No sauce. f**k all.

As she was walking away she looked up at me and I didn't even bother to hide the look of utter revulsion on my face.

A roll and mushroom. 

That's not a roll. That's a fucking disgrace. OFTW imo.

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