Jmothecat2 Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Stone cold sober I saw two checkout operators in Tesco earlier, seated back to back. Easily 50 stone combined. Even being jaked they wouldn't have looked like Ardler girl. How do they get into the booths?I've started avoiding certain people on the checkouts at my Tesco as half of them are great, half of them are odd enough to actively avoid.Fish pie for tea tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 14 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said: How do they get into the booths? I've started avoiding certain people on the checkouts at my Tesco as half of them are great, half of them are odd enough to actively avoid. Fish pie for tea tonight. When I joined the queue it was a non-massively studenty girl. Think she lost the will to live half way through serving some fishwife and her screaming kids and a big person took over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 18 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Would be phenomenal but a big ask Fuelled by IRN BRU. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Had a mince pie supper earlier for my tea. When I unwrapped it at home the pie looked like the most overcooked, disgusting, sorry excuse for a pie that I had ever seen. It tasted utterly magnificent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Aye. I should narrow it down to say the Central Belt is the only place in the world that knows what a decent roll is. I spent a year in Aberdeen and every visit to a roll van left me seething. Fucking disgrace. I can't find anything like them in Edinburgh. I eat my breakfast off a plate since moving here the local fare is that shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Had a mince pie supper earlier for my tea. When I unwrapped it at home the pie looked like the most overcooked, disgusting, sorry excuse for a pie that I had ever seen. It tasted utterly magnificent. That genuinely put a smile on my face. Love when that happens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 18 minutes ago, Kennboy1978 said: That genuinely put a smile on my face. Love when that happens. It honestly was brilliant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Bacon Rolls x2 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 Roast beef, mashed spuds, Yorkshire puddings, carrots, sweet corn and broccoli. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Update No 1. Joes in Dundee. Mushrooms clearly breaded, not battered, and they were garlicky. Chips good though. 6/10. Go and take a right good f**k to yourself. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fony Titz Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 It's a strange one. Your fridge comes with a plastic tray with holes to keep your eggs in but the shops don't stock their eggs in the fridge. The fridge is probably designed for warmer countries than Scotland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The breaded bit was the most disappointing part. If they had been battered it may have been a 7/10. The quest continues. We all know you bought a portion of mushrooms and a bag of chips and combined them, you fucking deviant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Update No 1. Joes in Dundee. Mushrooms clearly breaded, not battered, and they were garlicky. Chips good though. 6/10. Those chips look like they’ll be good once they’ve been cooked... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 They were cooked and definitely 8/10 which was a surprise for Joe's. I reckon a mushroom supper eating lowlife such as yourself would enjoy raw potatoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 10 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Update No 1. Joes in Dundee. Mushrooms clearly breaded, not battered, and they were garlicky. Chips good though. 6/10. I hope Joe harvested the mushrooms from an open sewer at the back of his chippy. Seriously though, what's wrong with you? Have you been exposed to harmful chemicals or had a bang to the head? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Cold killer porridge with cinnamon and manuka honey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Im looking specifically for battered non-garlic mushrooms. Operation Yewtree are looking for predators of a sexual nature, specifically you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Looks brutal. Joes is shite too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 You can stick your porridge, granola etc up yer arse 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Just now, Bairnardo said: That looks as dry as f**k Perfect - dry, peppery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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