Shandon Par Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 1 hour ago, mathematics said: None taken. I’m veggie, but I get your gist. I don’t miss meat much, but get the odd craving for fish and for whatever special McDonald’s have on. Is your serial killer loving Mrs veggie too? I was veggie for a while, my daughter is now veggie but Mrs Par is a fussy, meat lover, so it meant always having to make various meals and in the end I couldn't be arsed so went back to killing defenceless animals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 44 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Is your serial killer loving Mrs veggie too? I was veggie for a while, my daughter is now veggie but Mrs Par is a fussy, meat lover, so it meant always having to make various meals and in the end I couldn't be arsed so went back to killing defenceless animals. You kill them yourselves? I prefer the supermarket option. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 3 slices of steak lorne and 2 slices of white bread, toasted and buttered. A little bit of "Chilli Churri" sauce on the side to dip in. That was shit though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 6 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: You kill them yourselves? I prefer the supermarket option. I don’t think I’ve ever eaten anything I’ve killed myself. Not a real man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: I don’t think I’ve ever eaten anything I’ve killed myself. Not a real man. That was the wording of your last post! Anyway, prawn open sandwiches for me followed by a mini chocolate croissant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 Just now, Granny Danger said: That was the wording of your last post! Anyway, prawn open sandwiches for me followed by a mini chocolate croissant. Well I didn't mean it so literally. Me buying a couple of sirloins ultimately means young Callum the cow gets killed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Well I didn't mean it so literally. Me buying a couple of sirloins ultimately means young Callum the cow gets killed. Why would you call a cow Callum? Mind you, you have a tendency to lumber animals with daft monikers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Is your serial killer loving Mrs veggie too? I was veggie for a while, my daughter is now veggie but Mrs Par is a fussy, meat lover, so it meant always having to make various meals and in the end I couldn't be arsed so went back to killing defenceless animals. She is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 7 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Why would you call a cow Callum? Mind you, you have a tendency to lumber animals with daft monikers. The cat already had his name. Got him from a Portuguese girl. You want to try growing up in darkest Humberside with the name my folks kindly gave me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 (edited) 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: The cat already had his name. Got him from a Portuguese girl. You want to try growing up in darkest Humberside with the name my folks kindly gave me. There’s nothing wrong with being called Shandon. Other than the fact that it’s a fucking stupid name. ETA as a 12 year old I found ‘Granny’ to be a particular hardship. Edited May 13, 2020 by Granny Danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 4 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: There’s nothing wrong with being called Shandon. Other than the fact that it’s a fucking stupid name. ETA as a 12 year old I found ‘Granny’ to be a particular hardship. Rhyming slang can be very cruel. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 13 minutes ago, mathematics said: She is. That's no great surprise. See also Genghis Kahn, Idi Amin, Hitler... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: Rhyming slang can be very cruel. Aye but in those days a ‘tranny’ was a transistor radio. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 16 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: That's no great surprise. See also Genghis Kahn, Idi Amin, Hitler... They were all significantly more productive than she. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 6 minutes ago, mathematics said: They were all significantly more productive than she. Aye nothing says ‘productive’ better than genocide. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 33 minutes ago, mathematics said: They were all significantly more productive than she. Rubbish. Genghis would have wiped out millions more folk at a stroke for your mrs' gift for interior design. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 On 10/05/2020 at 00:32, Honest_Man#1 said: I’ve buckled and bought a pasta rolling machine. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartsOfficialMoaner Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 30 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Looks triffic but is it edible? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 1 hour ago, HeartsOfficialMoaner said: Looks triffic but is it edible? It was indeed. Fucking delicious in fact. Other than kneading the dough, very little effort and very straightforward. I will never buy dried pasta again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Lidl are doing a BBQ pizza oven next week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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