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You didn't do French at secondary school then? Finding rude sounding French words or translating swear words into French was all we did. Hence "but" appeared on the radar.

The first thing I learnt was how to call my obese French teacher a fat b*****d.

Worth it.

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No we don't. What we do say in France is "ouais" (ouaaaaaaais) which is (pretty much) the translation of "yaaaas". And I am watching PSG v Toulouse just now.

No idea what other Europeans say though :lol:

Really? But came up on the big screens and it certainly sounded like 'boooot'. Didn't sound like 'ouaaaaais'. Was more an 'oooooow' sound than an 'eeeeeeee' sound :lol:

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If I was involved in setting up a clothing website, I'd put pictures of skinny girls in the 'plus size' section just for the lols. The seethe is quite glorious sometimes.

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Only in Glasgow part 643: looks like someone’s chosen to be sick in a hopper full of Metros at Central Station.

Mmm...you can expect to see someone chucking up after a hard night in most city centres.

Now, taking a shite in a hopper full of Metros? That just screams Glasgow :P

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I can't find the old pranks thread so this place will have to do....

London, about 16 years ago, my work had just headhunted a new sales manager. He was not that familiar with computers, his old employers being less high tech than us with our fancy ps, emails, internet etc.

My direct boss and I (we were the marketing department) had set up a meeting for him with various important clients. We thought he was a bit of a boring twat and resented the fact he was getting a 5 series BMW as part of his deal.

Whoever had set up his pc had installed a nice photo of his family as his background and screensaver. The shape of the office meant that his screen was visible for all to see. Just prior to the meeting (in his section of the big open loft-style office) we decided to change his screensaver & desktop background, safe in the knowledge he wouldn't know what to do if the image was suddenly to be a tad more NSFW.

As he ushered in his clients and pointed them to his desk we retreated to a good vantage point. We then watched him squirm and fumble aimlessly with his computer in front of the clients as he realised the disgustingly debauched scene beaming out from his computer wasn't going anywhere fast.

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