KnightswoodBear Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 w****rWell, yes. And I'm spoiled for places to go and do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Well, yes. And I'm spoiled for places to go and do it. You are not helping my jealousy here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Their terms of employment state that I'm allowed to come in and use their facilities no matter what stage of their ablutions they happen to be at. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 (edited) I knew I'd fucked up so badly in life when someone told me how old Rashford is.When I was his age (14.. fucking fourteen years ago) I was too busy drinking and chasing burds to be bothered about football. Could have been in a Highland league squad at that age but didn't bother my arse. I regret nothing Edit. If anything when I am king samsung autocorrect will automatically be banned from the country until it behaves it's self Edited March 20, 2016 by weirdcal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 I've got three, and I unusually ruined the downstairs one earlier. The En Suite usually gets all the action. But it was a bit too far away for my liking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 4 actually. Anyone of a certain age who doesn't have at least three toilet facilities in their house is a loser. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Why would you be forbidden from shiting in certain toilets? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Why would you be forbidden from shiting in certain toilets? Dirty protests are fine in your own, the one earmarked for outsiders should be kept as clean and unsmelly as possible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 (edited) Anyone of a certain age who doesn't have at least three toilet facilities in their house is a loser. Mainly because an auld c**t like you can't go from room to room without pishing your breeks. Edited March 20, 2016 by Rugster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Dirty protests are fine in your own, the one earmarked for outsiders should be kept as clean and unsmelly as possible. Spot on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Anyone of a certain age who doesn't have at least three toilet facilities in their house is a loser.You'll be getting catheterised soon and will be able to pish in the living room. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Anyone of a certain age who doesn't have at least three toilet facilities in their house is a loser. Steady on. I've got a big fucking house, I'm not decrepit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelsjfc Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 I've been looking for a new job of late, I'm increasingly thinking of a bit of a change in career. I've been employed in two different roles in Computer Networking/Support for about the last five years after I graduated Uni with a degree in Computer Networking. I've never really enjoyed it, it's an easy enough job but I can't be doing with the office politics and being cooped up in one place all day. I'm keen on switching to something I at least have more of an interest in while I'm still young enough to do it. I've seen colleagues of mine who have worked in the same thing for 20, 30 years despite hating it, just because it's easy. The initial drop in earnings would be tough, but I will kick myself if I don't at least look into it. As an example of what I've been looking for, I notice SP Energy have an adult training programme kind of aimed at folks in my position, training and then working as an overhead line worker. I'm just wondering if anyone knows of any similar opportunities about at the moment, or if anyone on P&B has done the same thing? Suggestions of rent boy, fluffer etc will not be entertained. Ta. SSE do a lot of apprenticeship programs most of which are currently up on their careers website. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Anyone of a certain age who doesn't have at least three toilet facilities in their house is a loser. Do windows count? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 I had a quite magnificent shite in the downstairs lavvy this morning in total violation of the wife's "you are forbidden to shite downstairs and must vacate to the toilet in the attic" rule. She was upstairs sleeping off a wedding reception and I decided to live a little. It was a really life affirming moment. And shite. My youngest did a double flusher other day, was a proud moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 This is turning in to animal farm, 1 toilet bad 2 toilet good. Well I'm proud to be an upstanding (except when wiping) member of club bad. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Why would you be forbidden from shiting in certain toilets? Our downstairs one is too close to the kitchen. Apparently my morning movements will spoil the food. I've infamously stunk out a toilet so badly my mum was sick in her mouth when she walked in 5 minutes after I Vacated the shitter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Our downstairs one is too close to the kitchen. Apparently my morning movements will spoil the food. I've infamously stunk out a toilet so badly my mum was sick in her mouth when she walked in 5 minutes after I Vacated the shitter. This is the reason that opening windows were invented. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 This is the reason that opening windows were invented. Our downstairs one has no window, and I lost the upstairs keys and haven't got around to replacing them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Our downstairs one has no window, and I lost the upstairs keys and haven't got around to replacing them. It must have an extract fan in that case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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