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Presumably so they can charge you £3.99 to send something that actually only costs them £0.99 to send?  Pretty sure thats how ebayers do it.

 

99p? When was the last time you were at a Post Office, Moz?   :o

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Does he have a distaste for law enforcement as well?

Now you mention it, one of the first things he asked me was "Are the police in Scotland dickheads as well?"

I believe I could be working with Eric Wright's reincarnation.

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Couple of weeks back, although I did have a sawn off and was wearing a balaclava.

 

No wonder you got a discount on your parcel.

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Ken how artists write their signature at the bottom of their paintings? Do tradesmen do a similar thing? My mum and dad just hired someone to re-cement their garden wall and he has carved his initials into the wet cement before driving off. If that's a widely-recognised way of claiming credit for his work, I'll accept it. 

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Ken how artists write their signature at the bottom of their paintings? Do tradesmen do a similar thing? My mum and dad just hired someone to re-cement their garden wall and he has carved his initials into the wet cement before driving off. If that's a widely-recognised way of claiming credit for his work, I'll accept it.

He's marking the property for Pakistani men to come round and steal your dogs. Be a wear.
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Ken how artists write their signature at the bottom of their paintings? Do tradesmen do a similar thing? My mum and dad just hired someone to re-cement their garden wall and he has carved his initials into the wet cement before driving off. If that's a widely-recognised way of claiming credit for his work, I'll accept it.

Only when you don't tip.

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Deliveries of stuff all paid for by the fund he set up fraudulently

Don't be a p***k. I told you the insurance paid for those deliveries. Mind you the Ching on the other hand.

Grimbo

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Ken how artists write their signature at the bottom of their paintings? Do tradesmen do a similar thing? My mum and dad just hired someone to re-cement their garden wall and he has carved his initials into the wet cement before driving off. If that's a widely-recognised way of claiming credit for his work, I'll accept it.

I worked on an extension for an incredibly snobby family just before I left the joinery. On the inside of the plasterboard I wrote a massive speel about how they're wankers. I really hope it's discovered by them before they die or sell the home though.

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