Sweaty Morph Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 The one that didn't have Kokomo. Cocktail soundtrack? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Genuinely feel like I've spent my entire weekend in the Palace in Hamilton. All downhill from here for accies1874 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Politics thread for this pish but I read yesterday that British expats who have been out the country for less than 15 years are eligible to vote in the EU Referendum. Your future is in my hands mwhahahahaha 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Politics thread for this pish but I read yesterday that British expats who have been out the country for less than 15 years are eligible to vote in the EU Referendum. Your future is in my hands mwhahahahaha What a bizarrely arbitrary number. This expat thing is hilarious. My father was absolutely spewing about not being able to vote in the independence referendum, and he hasn't lived in the country since before the original referendum on devolution. You'd be as well opening it up to anyone who likes the thrill of filling out paperwork. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 We hate to think what else might be in your hands at this moment. Your wife is delighted...... What a bizarrely arbitrary number. This expat thing is hilarious. My father was absolutely spewing about not being able to vote in the independence referendum, and he hasn't lived in the country since before the original referendum on devolution. You'd be as well opening it up to anyone who likes the thrill of filling out paperwork. Agree with both points. I was disappointed to not be eligible for the indy referendum as I see it being more important than the EU one but I wasn't "spewing". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Politics thread for this pish but I read yesterday that British expats who have been out the country for less than 15 years are eligible to vote in the EU Referendum. Your future is in my hands mwhahahahaha You'd expect expats on the Costas would vote to Remain so they continue getting free healthcare and the likes, but as most of them are racist fuckwits they'll probably vote Leave, contrary to their own interests. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 I've just had a 'Frozen' strawberry lemonade from Mickey Dondo's. It's like a cup of watery sherbet. I suggest you all go get one. Braw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Just went for a meal. Drove home, turned off the car then realised the person in front of me was about to move so went to start up my car again the get a better spot. Car didnt start and its lost all compression. I've a 14 year old BMW. My week has just turned to complete and utter shit as I just spent money on a holiday and I'm entirely certain my VANOS unit has failed and caused the timing to jump, meaning its virtually an engine rebuild with new VANOS units required, which is an obscene price even though I'll be doing all my own labour. E46 M3? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Just did the healthiest food shop of my life - avocado's, mango's, spinach, raspberries, blueberries, blackberries, carrots and bananas among other things. Im planning on going smoothie crazy this week in hopes of losing my beer belly. I'm thinking you'll struggle to keep anything else down after the Avocado & Spinach drink, so it might work. I take it the girlfriend has been on Mumsnet complaining about your manboobs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetwiseHercules Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 I've just had a 'Frozen' strawberry lemonade from Mickey Dondo's. It's like a cup of watery sherbet. I suggest you all go get one. Braw. "Mickey Dondo's" Sickening patter. How can you actually say and type that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Wait, people say Mickey Dondo's? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 My girlfriend has lost upwards of two stone this year. She is 5'6" and was 13st1lb at her heaviest in September and, looking back, she was quite a big lass. That is how I had first seen her though so that's how I fell for her. Now she's in the 10st-odd range I'm like holy shit she's got even more beautiful 😂 This has got me thinking at 1am about the whole "love at first sight" nonsense. I'm not vain so I don't judge books by their covers but had my now-girlfriend been any heavier then I feel like I'd have not been as attracted to her, for the reason of her likely not caring about her appearance if that makes sense? Like morbidly obese people or muscly as f**k body builders of either gender seem to have a real disregard for themselves and their health Aren't you the one who said a few weeks ago that you were told by hospital staff or similar that you kept your girlfriend alive by being there for her? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 McDonalds is just one massive, global franchise of a sick, sick joke... So is flinging shite at folk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Arrived at Old Trafford an hour ago with 50 pupils. Evacuated almost immediately and now on the way home. Great school trip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Arrived at Old Trafford an hour ago with 50 pupils. Evacuated almost immediately and now on the way home. Great school trip. One of the Citeh-supporting kids trip the fire alarm? Or set an actual fire? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 One of the Citeh-supporting kids trip the fire alarm? Or set an actual fire? You can take the kids out of Dundee... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 You can take the kids out of Dundee... Huh, you weren't kidding... http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36297390 'suspect package'...didn't your parents tell you to keep that thing under wraps in public? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Arrived at Old Trafford an hour ago with 50 pupils. Evacuated almost immediately and now on the way home. Great school trip. I thought you had shit yourself? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 I thought you had shit yourself? I did have one of their dreadful pies so it was possible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 I did have one of their dreadful pies so it was possible. Considering your record going to watch teams called United this season, I'm amazed you were allowed on the trip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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