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I got two letters through the door today, one offering me the chance to donate money to God and the other with a tax rebate of £400.

God will have to make do because that money's getting spent on shite.

God will forgive you anyway so you should spend it on drugs and whores.

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I got two letters through the door today, one offering me the chance to donate money to God and the other with a tax rebate of £400.

God will have to make do because that money's getting spent on shite.

 

You can have my shite for £400. Just freshly squeezed.

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One of the coolest guys to grace the world, David Ginola, has had a heart attack this afternoon and i'd in hospital.

Get well soon David, you crazy mumbling suave gentleman.

Quadruple heart bypass and 'lucky to be alive' that one of the paramedics passed the privately owned football pitch earlier and asked what it was or nobody would have known where it was. (Probably shite tbh.)

The wee darling woke and tweeted "Hello world, never slept better".

Get well soon, Dave.

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Trump would have screamed "Disgusting!" and ran away if he saw that. Must have some weirdly fucked up childhood. I'd post a link but don't know how on a phone.

Wid.

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I got two letters through the door today, one offering me the chance to donate money to God and the other with a tax rebate of £400.

God will have to make do because that money's getting spent on shite.

8mile will give you some for nothing.
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Wash my back Goose.

 

FTFY

 

 

Nah the copyright hasn' been infringed upon. But I'll be watching her and my team of lawyers are poised just in case

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Sitting in the boozer like a sad old bloke who's pished his breeks.

It is the Brewdog pub however, so I'm not too sad about it. Prices are utterly obscene!

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