The Ginger Prince Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Just discovered a 9 year old laddie has over 20,000 subscribers on YouTube for doing football skills. Unreal. ETA: my bad, it's over NINETY THREE thousand subscribers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 3 hours ago, Sweet Pete said: Got made redundant end of August, started a new (better) job immediately, but the commute is a pain in the are and adds hours to my day to travel a relatively short distance, so I'm starting driving lessons in my 30s even though I've never had the slightest desire to drive. Get a bike. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Just discovered a 9 year old laddie has over 20,000 subscribers on YouTube for doing football skills. Unreal. ETA: my bad, it's over NINETY THREE thousand subscribers. Any comments on whether he could do that on a freezing cold January night in Forfar/Stoke (delete as applicable)? #bants 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 11 hours ago, paranoid android said: 1. I've got a fucking flat tyre. 2. It's pissing with rain. 3. Neither of those are euphemisms. I feel your pain! I've had 3 punctures in my life. 1) At a big roundabout in Dumbarton 2) On the back road between Ayr and Dumfries 3) In the Mabie forest on Christmas Day First 2 was pissing down. 3rd was in a snow blizzard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 8 hours ago, King Dom's Moustache said: Just discovered a 9 year old laddie has over 20,000 subscribers on YouTube for doing football skills. Unreal. ETA: my bad, it's over NINETY THREE thousand subscribers. The big question has to be: were you searching for football skills or nine year olds when you stumbled across this channel? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 8 hours ago, King Dom's Moustache said: Just discovered a 9 year old laddie has over 20,000 subscribers on YouTube for doing football skills. Unreal. ETA: my bad, it's over NINETY THREE thousand subscribers. And I just discovered a 16 year old that won this http://www.953srfm.com.au/stuff/pub-talk/2016/2/16-year-old-boy-will-live-with-pornstar-for-a-month-wins-bizarre-competition/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 The big question has to be: were you searching for football skills or nine year olds when you stumbled across this channel? There's no right answer here is there? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 4 minutes ago, King Dom's Moustache said: There's no right answer here is there? Never mind. If you get Rolf Harris as a cellmate you can get him to draw you a picture of David Gray winning the Scottish Cup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Get a bike. Nae showers at work, nae danger I'm sitting all day every day sweaty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 The other thing is, I'll now need to buy a second car as my lass uses the current one day to day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Peebles is about 25 miles away, this guy cycles 50 miles a day to commute? He's definitely fingering your bird. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 It's probably the phermones throbber. Your girl is powerless to resist this smelly, sweaty creature in much the same way you seem to be attracted to her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Wilkos Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 I had a w**k in the shower this morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Just now, Steve_Wilkos said: I had a w**k in the shower this morning. Did you tell him to GTFO so you could get ready for work? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 5 minutes ago, throbber said: I don't enjoy doing it standing up. What about sex throbber, can you do that standing up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 6 minutes ago, throbber said: Only through a glory hole. Giving or taking? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marsh Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 3 hours ago, WILLIEA said: I feel your pain! I've had 3 punctures in my life. 1) At a big roundabout in Dumbarton 2) On the back road between Ayr and Dumfries 3) In the Mabie forest on Christmas Day First 2 was pissing down. 3rd was in a snow blizzard I've had 2. One in my own car on the military road between Loch Lomond and Faslane (on the way to Rosneath) and the other in my previous work's 4x4 at Killiecrankie Forestry Car Park. Had been up at the radio site up that way and the track on the way down was pretty rough to say the least. Pishing down both days, couldn't get the spare wheel off the 4x4, had to wait 2.5 hours for the RAC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 The f**k is this pish? Where is Stephen Dobbie running rings round Championship defenders? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 2 hours ago, throbber said: The guy at my girlfriends work (who isn't finger banging her no matter what anyone here says) does that. He cycles in from Peebles area and doesn't shower and stinks the entire office out every day. The opposite of the guy who drags a bike onto my train every morning then. I've got visions of him cycling the last 200 yards into work then boring his workmates shitless about how much of an eco-warrior he is. I get it if you're taking a train to the end of the line somewhere and then cycling out in the countryside or whatever, but during rush hour when you're clearly going to work, why take a mode of transport onto another mode of transport? It's a bit like turning up for the red eye down to Heathrow with a hang-glider. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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