WILLIEA Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 36 minutes ago, Romeo said: At the tate in Liverpool today... Emins bed. Was there a safety bear called **** lurking about 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 35 minutes ago, Romeo said: At the tate in Liverpool today... Emins bed. Might take a trip to this exhibit. Is there a used pair of her pants just lying around? (asking for a friend). Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 39 minutes ago, Romeo said: At the tate in Liverpool today... Emins bed. I know that it is not everybodies cup of tea (certainly not mines) but, if this bed is moved around different museums, is there somebody in permanent employment to go along with it to make sure that all the creases and folds in the sheets are the same wherever it goes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 I take you don't notice the vacuous Winkleman beside her? Definitely worse and an utter thundercunt. Winkleman is annoying but on presenting ability she carries Daly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 52 minutes ago, Romeo said: At the tate in Liverpool today... Emins bed. Did you polish off the Stolichnaya? It's expected. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 Just ate a big bag of Malteasers. Great sweeties. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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accies1874 Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 What the f**k? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 When I first watched it I watched with apprehension as I kind of expected the group of boys to take the piss out of him. I was floored when he got the lads all laughing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 What are the odds on Magee catching the remote? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 Big public holiday here in Thailand - Fathers Day.Everyman and his 5 dogs are on holiday except me. Never mind on my way home from work (few beers in the fridge) I get a call from the wife, that her mother has been taken to hospital. U-turn in the hospital for 10 mins. She's still alive. Just opened my second beer, tastes good. Sitting on my own, could be better, could be a lot worse! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 The replies to this tweet. Jesus wept. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 Finally got round to getting my hip x-rayed nearly 5 years after hurting it playing squash. The silhouette of my bell end adjacent to my hip in the x-ray made trying to have a serious discussion with the Specialist awkward to say the least. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 1 minute ago, sjc said: Finally got round to getting my hip x-rayed nearly 5 years after hurting it playing squash. The silhouette of my bell end adjacent to my hip in the x-ray made trying to have a serious discussion with the Specialist awkward to say the least. I know the feeling. I got my knee x-rayed earlier this year and it was pretty embarrassing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 This is maybe one to send to Readers' Wives rather than P&B. I was away at the weekend for a spa break with my wife. We had massages etc booked and the girl doing my treatments could feel I had stiffness in my legs (that was the only place as I did my best to keep my mind on the shambling DAFC) and suggested I get a massage again in a month or so. Then she said if I couldn't make it back to the hotel she'd be happy to come to me. She said this was strictly against the hotel rules etc so not to mention it to them. After our treatments, my wife asked how it went. It went well, I told her and showed her that the masseuse had given me her number. She took this news well. I had half expected it to spark some sort of catfight chaos. Do I book a home visit? Is she just concerned for my general leg welfare? What's the next move? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 1 minute ago, Dee Man said: I know the feeling. I got my knee x-rayed earlier this year and it was pretty embarrassing. Was the doctor standing behind you during the xray? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 Just now, Shandon Par said: This is maybe one to send to Readers' Wives rather than P&B. I was away at the weekend for a spa break with my wife. We had massages etc booked and the girl doing my treatments could feel I had stiffness in my legs (that was the only place as I did my best to keep my mind on the shambling DAFC) and suggested I get a massage again in a month or so. Then she said if I couldn't make it back to the hotel she'd be happy to come to me. She said this was strictly against the hotel rules etc so not to mention it to them. After our treatments, my wife asked how it went. It went well, I told her and showed her that the masseuse had given me her number. She took this news well. I had half expected it to spark some sort of catfight chaos. Do I book a home visit? Is she just concerned for my general leg welfare? What's the next move? Get her pumped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Should have just told him you just came from the bookies and must have kept a pen by mistake it was cold in fairness..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 What a laugh it'll be when Shandon gets chucked out for pumping the masseuse and he has to roam the streets with nothing but a pair of shitey shoes and half empty buckets of white paint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Nooka Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: This is maybe one to send to Readers' Wives rather than P&B. I was away at the weekend for a spa break with my wife. We had massages etc booked and the girl doing my treatments could feel I had stiffness in my legs (that was the only place as I did my best to keep my mind on the shambling DAFC) and suggested I get a massage again in a month or so. Then she said if I couldn't make it back to the hotel she'd be happy to come to me. She said this was strictly against the hotel rules etc so not to mention it to them. After our treatments, my wife asked how it went. It went well, I told her and showed her that the masseuse had given me her number. She took this news well. I had half expected it to spark some sort of catfight chaos. Do I book a home visit? Is she just concerned for my general leg welfare? What's the next move? How far away from the hotel do you live? Seems like quite generous offer if the hotel is in Bristol for instance. Also never trust a man who spends the night at a hotel 20/30mins away and takes the wife with him. Edited December 5, 2016 by Tommy Nooka 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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