Dazzle Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 14 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Is this just a burger patty battered and deep fried? 2 in this case, but yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 1 hour ago, supermik said: Was at Kinross services today. Went to the toilets and headed into trap one. Lying in the bottom of the pan was a huge shite that would have brought a tear to big Innes. Done a quick about turn and settled for trap two instead. Three different people went to use trap one and each one of them said "fucks sake" before heading elsewhere along the row The about turn after spotting the aforementioned turd is known in the Profanisaurus as a trapdoor pirouette. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Njord is so high on meths he's accusing me of following one of his old profiles on the forum, saying that I follow 5 people, and he is one, so I'm a stalker. I don't follow anyone. Let me give you a clue, 5 people follow me. The drunken twat has followed me, doesn't realise, and is accusing me of being a stalker. He's clicked on my profile, and seen who follows me. What a slavering mess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Fucking brilliant On 14/12/2016 at 11:37, atfccfc said: This. Would love to travel round the middle east. I am fascinated with the history of the whole region. Would also love to visit Mecca. But that is an area off limits to non Muslims. On 14/12/2016 at 13:08, Bully Wee Villa said: Can't you just convert, then go back to being non-Muslim once you're in a country that doesn't penalise apostasy? 3 minutes ago, Tight John McVeigh is a tit said: In theory you could, but it would be a lot of hassle just for a holiday. Unless 'your' Imam and council knew it was all a shame (not so many about), you would be going through a lot of indoctrination for weeks and even months. Then of course theres circumcision.Probably still less hassle than some package holidays though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YHallSaint Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 Mrs has fallen out with me, I don't think I've done anything wrong what's the pnb opinionPicked Mrs up after work from friends houseWas asked to in to said friends house even though I said I wanted to get homeStayed longer than originally toldNeeded a shitTook said shitProblem with toilet (out of order) no one saidBig debacle about blocked toiletFew basins of water drama overHour of constant nagging from MrsI don't think I done anything wrong I'm sleeping on the couch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 1 hour ago, YHallSaint said: Mrs has fallen out with me, I don't think I've done anything wrong what's the pnb opinion Picked Mrs up after work from friends house Was asked to in to said friends house even though I said I wanted to get home Stayed longer than originally told Needed a shit Took said shit Problem with toilet (out of order) no one said Big debacle about blocked toilet Few basins of water drama over Hour of constant nagging from Mrs I don't think I done anything wrong I'm sleeping on the couch Usual procedure to resolve this would be to kick her in the pie I believe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 Should have sat there and absorbed the shit back into your body in her opinion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 Where would one find said video? research purposes obviously . Why would anyone want to watch a video of someone committing suicide? The same type of people who'd no doubt get their phone out to film some incident rather than help I suppose. Edit to add - I see now I got to this party a bit late! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 1 hour ago, hk blues said: Why would anyone want to watch a video of someone committing suicide? The same type of people who'd no doubt get their phone out to film some incident rather than help I suppose. Edit to add - I see now I got to this party a bit late! I have watched various videos that contain deaths. At no point in my life have i videod anyone dying. HTH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 Tree House Tam - did you leave a funny comment on Scottish Football away fans Facebook post the other day or was it another person called Treehouse Tam? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 Need a secret Santa gift for a new lassie that's only recently joined. I know her name and that's about it. Not a scobbie what to get (£6 limit, no alcohol, food or perfume). Any ideas? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 A stressball in the shape of testicles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 £6???? What a strange limit to have. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 A pound on the card and a fiver inside it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 Need a secret Santa gift for a new lassie that's only recently joined. I know her name and that's about it. Not a scobbie what to get (£6 limit, no alcohol, food or perfume). Any ideas? You've missed out a key bit of information before anyone can give you advice. Is she a 'wid' or 'widny'? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 Need a secret Santa gift for a new lassie that's only recently joined. I know her name and that's about it. Not a scobbie what to get (£6 limit, no alcohol, food or perfume). Any ideas? It's winter, she'll be wanting a scarf. Get her a Clyde one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 42 minutes ago, throbber said: Tree House Tam - did you leave a funny comment on Scottish Football away fans Facebook post the other day or was it another person called Treehouse Tam? Na it wasn't me. I would've been proud of that comment though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 Just now, tree house tam said: Na it wasn't me. I would've been proud of that comment though I felt guilty for laughing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 40 minutes ago, Chris_DK said: Need a secret Santa gift for a new lassie that's only recently joined. I know her name and that's about it. Not a scobbie what to get (£6 limit, no alcohol, food or perfume). Any ideas? Chocolate flavoured vibrator and testicle stress balls is the standard choice. Cost under £10, she's worth it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 43 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: £6???? What a strange limit to have. That used to get what was called a "party bag" in my young days in Dunfermline. A tab of acid, a wee bit of speed and some hash. Excellent VFM. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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